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    Not so funny joke of the day.

    You know the type of joke you hear routinely from customers like, "I have a hammer if you want to borrow it" or "that machine would make a good fishing drop" or "I hope you can get that back together."

    I get this shit all day long, add your own favorite.

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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    Hi there!
    "The machine doesnŽt work, since the tecnician was here!" 1$ for each customer-remark iŽll be rich.
    Greetings...


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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    Your here so often we were thinking of giving you...

    ...Your own parking space
    ...Your own mug
    ...Your own desk.

    Change as required!

    And especally funny as my last visit was over six months ago!

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    So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.

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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    If the machine keeps doing it, I'm placing it outside for you guys to pick it up.

    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
    Mascan42

    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    You might as well come to the STAFF Xmas party.


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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by daveyball View Post
    You might as well come to the STAFF Xmas party.
    In actuality I've attended at least 6 staff Xmas parties each year, but I like to think it's because of our close personal relationship, not a defect in a piece of office equipment. =^..^=

    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.


    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    All units of the military have a set of chain of command photo's on the wall starting with the prez and ending with that companies First Sargent. I used to beat them to the punch by pulling out an copy of a picture of me and offer to let them add me to the chain of command. A couple of the did, til a high ranking officer came in and ask "Who the hell is that?"

    I May Be Old, But I Saw All The Cool Bands When They Were Cool!

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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    I, too have heard a few of them, like..."what you hear again?" oh no not again....well I came up with the best answer back, I told one, yes mam,and this time I brought my toothbrush...never heard anything else from them about it.


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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackcat4866 View Post
    In actuality I've attended at least 6 staff Xmas parties each year, but I like to think it's because of our close personal relationship, not a defect in a piece of office equipment. =^..^=

    Same here, but some of the invites have been sarcastic comments, no where near Xmas


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    Re: Not so funny joke of the day.

    In my opinion, the best answer for these quips is none at all. I always smile brightly, and look them right in the face but say nothing. Sometimes they think that I didn't hear so they repeat their witticism. On the second or third repetition it starts to sound even more stupid than it was the first time and they slink away. =^..^=

    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.


    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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