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    (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

    My Job Perspectives


    When I take a long time I'm slow
    When my boss takes a long time he's
    thorough

    When I don't do it I'm lazy
    When my boss doesn't do it he's busy

    When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot.
    When my boss makes a mistake, he's
    only human.

    When I do something without being told, I'm overstepping my authority
    When
    my boss does the same, that's initiative

    When I take a stand, I'm being bull-headed
    When my boss does it, he's
    being firm.

    When I overlooked a rule of etiquette, I'm being rude
    When my boss skips a
    few rules, he's being original

    When I'm out of the office, I'm wandering around
    When my boss is out of
    the office, he's on business

    When I'm on a day off sick, I'm always sick
    When your boss is a day off
    sick, he must be very ill

    When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
    When my boss
    applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

    When I please my boss I'm crawling
    When my boss pleases his boss, he's
    co-operating

    When I do good, my boss never remembers
    When I do wrong, my boss never
    forgets........


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    (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

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    Smile Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

    Your boss sounds like my wife


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    Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

    Quote Originally Posted by manuals4you View Post
    Your boss sounds like my wife
    shame you gave her the wrong manual to read




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    Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

    Your boss sounds like my wife
    ....and I am married to her sister.....

    Hans


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    Smile Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

    Actually, I was only being funny with that reply. Everything that I am today I owe to my wife. She had the faith and confidence in me to break away from Plumbing and get into something different. I met her in a Jewish singles chat room on AOL in 1996, wayyyyyyyyyyyy before it became fashionable. I had to chat with her for 6 whole weeks till she agreed to meet me. She played hard to get. She was worth it though. We just celebrated 16 years together.

    Paul


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    Re: (FUNNY) My Job Perspectives what are yours

    Quote Originally Posted by manuals4you View Post
    Actually, I was only being funny with that reply. Everything that I am today I owe to my wife. She had the faith and confidence in me to break away from Plumbing and get into something different. I met her in a Jewish singles chat room on AOL in 1996, wayyyyyyyyyyyy before it became fashionable. I had to chat with her for 6 whole weeks till she agreed to meet me. She played hard to get. She was worth it though. We just celebrated 16 years together.

    Paul
    MAZAL-TOV



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