Anybody want to boost my Rep? Please?

**Kidaver** · 10-03-2012

Originally Posted by Shadow1

Please, Please Nobody Boost my rep!!! I've been begging and begging not to be repped up and I'm still at 23!!! Ok, I haven't been begging, but neither do I pull any punches - I'm helpful when I can be, If your $h1+ stinks I'll tell you, and it looks like people enjoy me being sarcastic all the time... and I had to hunt to find out what my rep actually was.

Bottom line - don't worry about rep. I don't - if people like me great, if they don't, I'm cool with that too - my wife will agree with them.

LOL my gf has said I'm the sweetest person yet brutally honest....I haven't figured out which one she is lying about yet....

**Jude** · 10-03-2012

Originally Posted by Shadow1

Please, Please Nobody Boost my rep!!! I've been begging and begging not to be repped up and I'm still at 23!!! Ok, I haven't been begging, but neither do I pull any punches - I'm helpful when I can be, If your $h1+ stinks I'll tell you, and it looks like people enjoy me being sarcastic all the time... and I had to hunt to find out what my rep actually was.

Bottom line - don't worry about rep. I don't - if people like me great, if they don't, I'm cool with that too - my wife will agree with them.

Yes I know. I thought everyone would like me. My mom used to tie a steak around my neck so the dog would play with me. I was so ugly that when I joined the ugly contest they said, "sorry no professionals!" I get no respect. In my life I've been through plenty. when I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places. When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

**jonezy999** · 10-03-2012

Originally Posted by Jude

Yes I know. I thought everyone would like me. My mom used to tie a steak around my neck so the dog would play with me. I was so ugly that when I joined the ugly contest they said, "sorry no professionals!" I get no respect. In my life I've been through plenty. when I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places. When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

I almost repped you up for bad, unoriginal jokes. Almost.

Ah, f*%k it, here, have some.

**ZOOTECH** · 10-03-2012

Originally Posted by Jude

Yes I know. I thought everyone would like me. My mom used to tie a steak around my neck so the dog would play with me. I was so ugly that when I joined the ugly contest they said, "sorry no professionals!" I get no respect. In my life I've been through plenty. when I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places. When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Rodney, are you back?

**Shadow1** · 10-03-2012

Originally Posted by Jude

Yes I know. I thought everyone would like me. My mom used to tie a steak around my neck so the dog would play with me. I was so ugly that when I joined the ugly contest they said, "sorry no professionals!" I get no respect. In my life I've been through plenty. when I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places. When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

...and now we know what Rodney Dangerfield looks like as a Zombie.

**User Name** · 10-03-2012

I'm confused. What's going on here? Somebody is giving away free reps? Can I have some reps? I don't have so many.

**MR Bill** · 10-03-2012

Well it's easy to get some folks mad at you around hear. Just disagree about our president Obama and you lose rep big time. Or if you post about buying a manual from someone other than Paul the manual pusher then you lose rep.

Not any thing to lose sleep over. I wish Paul and every one the best. Just don't agree with them sometime.

So, will someone give me a brownie point.??

**Akitu** · 10-03-2012

Originally Posted by MR Bill

Well it's easy to get some folks mad at you around hear. Just disagree about our president Obama and you lose rep big time. Or if you post about buying a manual from someone other than Paul the manual pusher then you lose rep.

Not any thing to lose sleep over. I wish Paul and every one the best. Just don't agree with them sometime.

So, will someone give me a brownie point.??

Another easy way to lose rep on most forums is to use improper homonyms... Good thing myself and my fellow grammar nazis seem to be lenient.