simple home remedies for you to try

[CMB]

Here are seven simple home remedies. (Try them at your own risk.)

1. If you are choking on an ice cube just pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Voila! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting your fingers while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat -- just use the sink.

4. If you suffer from high blood pressure don't take expensive medicine; simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Safety tip: use a timer.

5. Do you tend to oversleep? place a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock. It will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. You can get rid of a bad cough by taking a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Two tools solve nearly every problem around the house -- WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.

[Mr Spock]

The missus is allergic to the wd-40. She was suppose to move and didn't.