Dear hunting rave.

[MR Bill]

Well it's that time of year again. Hunting season. Well my buddy and I went out into the woulds. Go every year. I just love getting outdoors this time of year. Dear hunting. Venison , yum. Got up to the mountains where we always hunt. Man the wind really blue. I was hoping the dear wood not smell us. They are good at smelling your cent. You have to walk with the win in you're face. Otherwise they smell you coming. I was walking down this trail and then caught site of a heard of elk. Very exciting. I new their were animals around me. I was so quite. Saw too more a little while latter. Darn, my feet started getting reel soar. Started back to camp. Had to sit and rest. Watching all the TREES . Did I tell you there were lots of TREES. There branches waived in the win. I sat there bye my truck and relaxed. Drank a hole 6 pack of IPA. Didn't have any luck bagging an animal but that's not needed to have a succesful hunt. Just getting out in nature gets the batteries recharged. Life is good.

My motto is, every day is a great day, some just greater than others.

That's all for now folks.

Say Akitu, you mentioned something about homonyms. ?? Not sure what that word means. I'm going to have to look it up. LOl.

[Shadow1]

Um... Deer season hasn't opened "hear"

"Dear" season is open year round as long as you can hide the body.

[rthonpm]

Last time I checked, in the 'woulds' dear season is always in.

Playing with English is fun!

[ZOOTECH]

Last time I checked, in the 'woulds' dear season is always in.

Playing with English is fun!

That is the same as this: "Man the wind really blue".
Maybe, MR BILL submitted this post after the 6 pack of IPA.
Sorry for jumping on the bandwagon, but I thought Akitu would have been all over this.

[Jules Winfield]

It kinda looked like zaza hacked Mr. Bill's account.

[Shadow1]

Nah - the misspellings were spilled kerektly.

[Akitu]

That is the same as this: "Man the wind really blue".
Maybe, MR BILL submitted this post after the 6 pack of IPA.
Sorry for jumping on the bandwagon, but I thought Akitu would have been all over this.

I would have been, but as of last night I was stuck on a 13 hour bus ride that was only supposed to be 9 hours. Quite pissed off and not really in a grammar-nazi'ing mood at the moment.

Also, reading all the errors in there, despite their intentional placement, still made my brain hurt.

[MR Bill]

Well Akitu, i was just having a little fun with you.

I made a bobo with a word awhile back and you made a comment.

homonyms== A word that has the same sound and sometimes the same spelling as another word but a differenet meaning.

So don't dye on me dude. Sorry you brain hurts.

[Shadow1]

I would have been, but as of last night I was stuck on a 13 hour bus ride that was only supposed to be 9 hours. Quite pissed off and not really in a grammar-nazi'ing mood at the moment.

Also, reading all the errors in there, despite their intentional placement, still made my brain hurt.

...but ur gramer-natzee posts r so much mor interistink wen ur pist awf and ur brain hertz.

(sorry dude - couldn't help it)

[HenryT2]

Back to the DEAR HUNTING !!!!!

It's too long to re-post ; but ;
check in ' Joke Of The Day ' 9-11-12 post # 325