christmas freebies for 1 week only

[collme]

I have a Ricoh FT6645 that I just bought from some guy on ebay, I want free frimwares and manuals that will tell me how to make it run at 135cpm, in full colour. I want to be able to print and Scan from my Mac and iPhone to it, in fact no..... fuck it, I want to be able to print and scan from my toaster to it....

I want somebody to give me simple step by step instructions on how to do this bearing in mind that not only am I not very technical, I'm a complete dipshit who couldn't find his own arse with both hands, never mind the correct end of a screwdriver. But what I do have is a lot of idiot friends in the pub and gob-shites I've met in World Of Warcraft who tell me I can do all sorts with this antiquated piece of shit despite knowing fuck all about anything and you guys won't tell me how because you're trying to sell me a new machine.

In fact... fuck the step by step instructions... I want one of you guys to get on a plane and come and sort it all out for me, I mean you guys fix all of these machines for fun not to make a living and listening to my constant bitching and whining is just an added bonus. I mean you love crotchetty jackasses moaning about how the stupid document feeder can't cope with a handful or six of discarded paperclips and staples, or just how hard it is to set the correct size in a paper cassette, remove a paper jam or replace the toner bottle right? Right???

sorry to tell you, this machine can't print or scan. It is only possible to boil water and cook a jacket spud with this model and not at the same time. with a little tweek we have found you can get it to polish and dust but it is hit and miss on well it does this as it depends on the quality of the dusters. I hope this helps and with help from your friends you may be able to carry this machine to the dump.

[Tonerbomb]

right your the asshole that ask the stupid fooking question like i have a ricoh 2035 but i want it to go as fast as a 2105 what can i do to make it faster -

as for the jolly fat man he should be arrested for being a peodo who creeps into kids bedrooms at night - sorry i dont get involved with perverts like that!

And I want it to run OHP transparancy's while it's warming up my krispy Kream doughnuts......NOW!!!!

[mjarbar]

Gimme the frimwire and service manuals to add a toner recycling hopper to the toner bottle on a Cannon NP1550, I have heard it can do colour at 1200x1200 dpi and is much cheeper than my inkjet printer that runs at 1200 ppm!!!

[10871087]

ok as its christmas and im feeling rather festive im giving away f**kall to anyone that asks. I have access to kyocera, ricoh, sharp, HP, canon, lexmark so ask away as much as you like as im giving you the chance to get fu**all for 1 week only. firmware, parts/service manuals,tech bulletins and even frimware are all not available for one week only and also to new members requesting manuals on ther first post as well - i do not discrimate against one hit wonders or end users who take the piss! you can ask as well.

merry christmas

What is a f**kall?

[BLADE]

its the opposite of f**knothing

(with Italian accent) "some people say I know f**knothing, but I know f**kall"

[mrwho]

Here.

I'd like some "Shut the fuck up", please, with a side order of "Go fuck yourself" on the side.

[banginbishop]

Gimme the frimwire and service manuals to add a toner recycling hopper to the toner bottle on a Cannon NP1550, I have heard it can do colour at 1200x1200 dpi and is much cheeper than my inkjet printer that runs at 1200 ppm!!!

oh fuck off aab1 - just buy a better machine you tight arse!

[banginbishop]

i asked 4 Ricoh Aficio SPC811DN service manual and that what i get
{look up the BanginBishop he said he'll give shit away free this week only}
so can you help me plz
if any body have it plz send it 2
Ehab_lord4@hotmail.com

thanx
and merry christmas

ok as promised your free stuff heres the link

enjoy

[banginbishop]

What is a f**kall?

its what your getting from me! stop bitchin

[ehab_lord]

ok as promised your free stuff heres the link

enjoy

where?