Fucking proud of my job -sorry for the language

[nmfaxman]

What other job requires knowledge of all types of basic physics?
A copier really shouldn't work at all let alone be as reliable as they have become.
I can do an IT guy's job, but he doesn't have a clue about mine.
I do tech, sales, management, accounting and warehouse knowledge.
All she does is IT security? (Her paranoia is showing.) I wished all I had to do was work on one or two models every day. I would be a master.
You are 10 times the person she is. Wait till she calls you for info later and feed her BS.
She was just looking for a man with a bigger screwdriver.
It will be her loss that the other guy could not wield it like a pro.

If I won 100 million dollars, I would keep fixing copiers. There is only one better feeling than repairing a piece of equipment that shouldn't work at all, and repairing it well.

I just met someone a few months ago and she finds that a Nerd/Geek is really a nice, smart and harmless guy.

[banginbishop]

I know this women pissed you off big time. Good thing it happened now so you don't have to spend more wasted time. You said you have a new girl friend. SO, don't look for some kind of revenge. Don't be knocking on her door showing off. Just take the high road and it will hurt her even more. My 2 cents.

Best to ya.

yep your right - thanks for all the replies on this.

[mojorolla]

I live by two rules:
1. Do unto others.. (The Golden Rule)
and
2. If it has tits or tires, you WILL have problems with it.

You are better off without her!
Have you considered beer...?
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(I don't say that they are good reasons :-)

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[patf]

It's simple. Copier techs are a better breed of person than everyone else on the planet. We're smarter, funnier and better looking than all the other schmucks out there. We're just a joy to be around. I say good riddance to that gold digging ho. She's probably gonna end up marrying some 2 pump chump with a $120,000 sportscar which is his way of compensating for his small penis. Walk tall my friend. When she comes back around wanting to get back together with you just tell her that you're into dude's now. I bet she'll have a nervous breakdown and that £250,000/year she makes will need to be spent on therapy bills. You'll see. It's gonna all work out in the end.

[RRodgers]

thanks for the replies and yes im still peeved at the cow for that! Her ex or estanged husband never showed any affection for 8 years so thats why it ended and showed his affection by buying £1000 designer bags but she openly admitted she wanted the affection so that why it wrangles even more! oh can anyone beat being dumped on valentines day? after sending a bunch of roses to her work place as her ex had never done that - oh the things that went on - you live and learn!
i have met somoene else and i said from the start about money and what has gone on and her reply was "stuck up bitch" and she doesnt care what my job is or how much i get. I just cant believe someone is so stuck in the victorian ages to think like that. I did have some fun though when i set up an identical twitter page with a "cropped" shot of her. she tried desperatly to to talk to me, emailed me but i decided to delete the account and pics of my pc as even im not a total ****** was very tempted to go on linkdin as well but thought why bother her loss.

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[PeterG]

Did she have big tits?

[banginbishop]

ok last update and then close the thread. found out as suspected she was sleaping with this pervy guy thats moved in with her which she never knew. Well I have my answer which I suspected so I got my own back and sent an email to her mother in law who she hates and told her some juicy secrets of what she really thinks of her. Lets just say that the shit will and has hit the fan with her and the estranged husbands family hopefully the husband will now cut the financial support to her and support only his daughter i did also mention that she had an affair while they were still together - oops.
The guy who moved in earns the same as me but has no house so its all bullshit with the excuse and he has less than me - pmsl.

Today I feel pretty good not becuase of the payback but because I can accept that it wasnt me and it was her fault with a wandering eye.

she believed in karma so i just gave it a helping hand