Am I getting old........

[ddude]

My wife would love that too but she has to be satisfied with a joint in the Black-Forest.

Time to look up 'joint' in your urban dictionary Hans?

Or maybe that's how you meant it.......

[fixthecopier]

I take my wife out to dinner on weekends. You should try that..........Works great!

But...I don't even know your wife.

[Hansoon]

Or maybe that's how you meant it.......

ddude, ofcourse I meant with "joint" having dinner in a little less sophisticated local place.

Though I'm Dutch I'm not a Pothead as many of my countrymen ......

Hans

[HenryT2]

Am I getting old........


I must be old as well .....

When I was in school, we had to learn how to spell ; how to write complete sentences ;
how to write term papers ; etc. !
Do they even do that in school now ?
The schools try to excel in Math and Science; which is a very good thing . BUT ;
If the student cannot write about their findings or discoveries ... what good is that !

Here's a laugh ... does anyone remember the THREE R's
Readin'
Ritin'
Rithmatic

[Lagonda]

What ever happened to the comma?

[mjarbar]

What ever happened to the comma?

Joined it's friend the semi-colon in obscurity!!!

[habik]

Acronym here and there.. I take it ..if there is a whole sentence or more, then I just reply "Cool Understood Nobody There!" or "Complete Utttrblsht Now-sence That!"
Usually works, and if doesn't, I ask them to send me a joke instead, so I can have a laugh.

[CableGuy]

I'm pretty much grumpy about everything these days, a bit like Jeff Dunhams character Walter.
As the saying goes, 'You're only as old as the woman you're feeling'....
So I'll guess I'll go out Friday night and dance like it's....well, 1986? Just without the mullet

[Debs1964]

Remember guys, you are not old as long as you can still satisfy your wife. Cooking dinner on weekends seems to do it for mine.

I haven't got a wife to keep me young, so I must be old.

My pet hate is apostrophes in the wrong place or missing completely. Several of my friends on Facebook are scared to write on my wall just in case it's grammatically incorrect

Another major gripe of mine, over here in the UK most people claim to be very patriotic, yet 50% of the Union flags I see are flying upside down, if you are going to fly the national flag at least learn how it's supposed to fly

[Hansoon]

yet 50% of the Union flags I see are flying upside down,

No surprise, you are all driving at the wrong side of the road too.....



Hans