The random thought thread

[NeoMatrix]

Thinking about not thinking is still thinking. Lol

It's Claytons thinking. "The thinking you have when you're not thinking."


from an old adv.

[NeoMatrix]

Here' a thinking smart thought.


Thought, thought he fell out of bed.
So he thought he better get out and take a look.


Now there's a smart thought.

[slimslob]

I try to not think

Me too. Alas, it hardly ever works. =^..^=

Thinking.
Not thinking.
Sometime neither seem to work.

Thinking about not thinking is still thinking. Lol

Damn! I knew there was a flaw in that logic. =^..^=

It's Claytons thinking. "The thinking you have when you're not thinking."


from an old adv.

Here' a thinking smart thought.


Thought, thought he fell out of bed.
So he thought he better get out and take a look.


Now there's a smart thought.

I'm getting a headache.

[Ctl-Alt-Del]

I'm getting a headache.

Excedrin, it's the way to go or a headache unless it's hangover related, then I recommend Excedrin with two Jack-in-the-Box tacos and a Coke (trust me).

[Coptech]

Guy goes to his doctor to receive some test results. The doctor tells him "I have some good news and some bad news" The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac...

[slimslob]

[Setright]

Reminds me of Bill Burr on shark attacks.

The idea that sharks don't prefer to attack people and rarely attack people on the open ocean:

"Did you know that most shark attacks happen in shallow water?"

"Well of course! That's where the people are, on the beaches!"

[fixthecopier]

When German automation engineers are bored - Album on Imgur

[slimslob]

[fixthecopier]

I showed my laywer the damaged remains of my luggage and told him I wanted to sue the airline. He told me I didn't have much of a case.