So, what are your guesses as to which one of the 1939 Green Bay Packers took Liberace's virginity? My guess is Buford "Baby" Ray...
oops. Baby Ray is a white guy. Give me a few minutes to revise my guess...
Huh, it doesn't look like there were any black guys on the Packers back then. I don't know why I thought it was a black guy. I'll stick with Baby Ray...
But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.
Not sure why any guy would want his girl to leave the jungle in it's untamed state - I can buy dental floss...
Also not sure why some girls want to look like they're 12 again, and having dealt with 5 o'clock shadow on my face I'm sure it must be really irritating down there... although I find that look much more appealing than letting it go wild.
...and while we're discussing female anatomy, properly maintained it does taste better than an Oreo - ESPECIALLY when you haven't had any for a while.
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Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!
Those are some great points.
Have you ever noticed that in places they make women completely cover up, everyone seems really uptight. Have I mentioned how great boobs are. Baffles me as to why women haven't used them to take over the world. I am ready and willing to submit to their power.
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
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