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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Jules Winfield View Post
    I'm always nice to fast food workers even if they get my order wrong. I'm not trying to piss off some guy who could potentially smear semen all over the inside of my bacon double cheeseburger...

    Funny you should mention that: Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine At Work (PHOTOS)
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    Re: The random thought thread

    "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
    God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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    Tiger on catnip...
    The impossible is easy - miracles take a little longer
    So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.

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    Re: The random thought thread

    Why does asparagas make your pee stink?

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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by robscopyr View Post
    Why does asparagas make your pee stink?
    Point it down, you won't get pee in your nose.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Re: The random thought thread

    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Re: The random thought thread

    I didn't know Oscar the Grouch had his Cannabis Card...
    But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard... to be the Shepherd.

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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Jules Winfield View Post
    I didn't know Oscar the Grouch had his Cannabis Card...
    Looks like he is made of nugs.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Looks like he is made of nugs.
    What ever works, right?
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Be it a hooker or a girlfriend, they all cost money.

    The only difference is getting lucky or getting services rendered.
    Why do they call it common sense?

    If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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