The random thought thread

[sdrawkcab]

A trade secret, guy's like a bit of extra swiggy bit on girls.

[Debs1964]

A trade secret, guy's like a bit of extra swiggy bit on girls.

Problem is, for my 50th I am going to wear a dress I bought when I was 21 and my tummy was significantly flatter in those days.
And guys may like extras swiggy, but I like lean and toned

[slimslob]

I wish I could lose about 7lb before I have to put on my party dress on Saturday!

Problem is, for my 50th I am going to wear a dress I bought when I was 21 and my tummy was significantly flatter in those days.
And guys may like extras swiggy, but I like lean and toned

If you only need to loose 7lb to get into dress you purchased over 28 years ago, I would say that you are already extremely close to lean and toned.

[Debs1964]

If you only need to loose 7lb to get into dress you purchased over 28 years ago, I would say that you are already extremely close to lean and toned.

Oh, I can get in it now, I'm just greedy and want to lose a little more lol, I'm a woman, don't you know...we're never satisfied with what we have

[Akitu]

Oh, I can get in it now, I'm just greedy and want to lose a little more lol, I'm a woman, don't you know...we're never satisfied with what we have

I'm almost certain I have a joke or two in the joke of the day thread pertaining to just such a subject...

[Lance]

I hate that song

[Iowatech]

Yikes! That was loud!

[atwageman]

I hate houseflies and stupid people

[igi]

I hate houseflies and stupid people

but god loves them
look how many he made

[Akitu]

but god loves them
look how many he made

Just as certain sects of people think "God put these dinosaur bones here to fool us and test our faith", I think the sick bastard put all those idiots and pests on the planet to test the non-believer's resolve in not removing themselves from this plane of existence in utter shock and dismay at the stupidity they can vomit at a moment's notice.