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    Re: Todays thoughts on water.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackcat4866 View Post
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    "Water is such strange stuff ...
    The light glints off it. I can put my foot in it ... EEEWWW!!! MY FOOT IS ALL WET!
    I can lick the water off my foot and it tastes just as good. EEWWW!! MY FOOT IS ALL WET AGAIN!
    I can splash it all over the floor. AND MY FOOT IS ALL WET AGAIN!"

    Deep insights from Rosie. =^..^=





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    Re: The random thought thread

    I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.
    The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
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    The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.
    I have had a few flybys with some of the jokes here.
    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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    Re: The random thought thread

    Only on ebay

    Cordless Anti Static Wrist Band Strap Elastic Skyblue

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    88 sold!

    I find it utterly bewildering that a company in China can tool up and manufacture something that is total bullshit and is flawed by design.
    Last edited by skynet; 07-25-2015 at 05:14 PM.
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by skynet View Post
    Only on ebay

    Cordless Anti Static Wrist Band Strap Elastic Skyblue

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    88 sold!

    I find it utterly bewildering that a company in China can tool up and manufacture something that is total bullshit and is flawed by design.
    Some people will buy anything.

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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by skynet View Post
    Only on ebay

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    88 sold!

    I find it utterly bewildering that a company in China can tool up and manufacture something that is total bullshit and is flawed by design.
    It probably works by WIFI... Like every thing else.

    Soon my toaster will be WIFI enabled an big bother can check my toast is cooked politically correct.
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    Re: The random thought thread

    A FET made on a single molecule?
    Building a Single-molecule Transistor from Scratch - IEEE Spectrum
    For what it is worth.

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    Re: The random thought thread

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    A FET made on a single molecule?
    Building a Single-molecule Transistor from Scratch - IEEE Spectrum
    For what it is worth.
    Their reseach is interesting. I feel they are trying to find a needle in a hay stack. Maybe if they put aside the Rutherford model an have a look at Quantum theroy they might branch off an find that illusive needle in amoungst the chaff....
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoMatrix View Post
    Their reseach is interesting. I feel they are trying to find a needle in a hay stack. Maybe if they put aside the Rutherford model an have a look at Quantum theroy they might branch off an find that illusive needle in amoungst the chaff....
    Or... maybe not?
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Top This One For A Speeding Ticket
    Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville, TX.
    One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville . The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.
    The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.
    Just then a deafening roar over the Mesquite treetops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near it's Naval Air home base location in Kingsville TX ..
    Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his equipment.
    The reply came back in true USMC style:
    'Thank you for your letter...
    You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
    Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's location.
    Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status, and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77 south of Kingsville .....
    The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.
    Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears that the filling is missing. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.'
    Semper Fi





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