The random thought thread

[TheBlueOrleans]

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[nekowaiidesu]

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you dear sir have won
my own haiku in response
yours is still better

[nottoosharp]

you dear sir have won
my own haiku in response
yours is still better

You two amaze me

With your wit and your wisdom

I just feel stupid


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[TheBlueOrleans]

In the interest of full disclosure, I admit the following:




Not original.

Brevity, the soul of wit.

It was on Pinterest.

[nekowaiidesu]

You two amaze me

With your wit and your wisdom

I just feel stupid


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Ha ha ha ha ha
I have run out of ideas
Haikus are hard... Ha.

[nottoosharp]

Ha ha ha ha ha
I have run out of ideas
Haikus are hard... Ha.

Why does printer jam

Because customers are dumb

Can we slap them all


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[NeoMatrix]

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There is no meaning.

The sentence was to concise ?

Lacks comprehension...

[Lagonda]

Ho Hum, there goes any chance of a pay rise this year, the MD just cooked the motor in his 645 BMW.
He thought the cloud of steam was a quite an amusing sight until I informed him he wouldn't get much change out of $10k for an engine rebuild.

[slimslob]

[Iowatech]

Ho Hum, there goes any chance of a pay rise this year, the MD just cooked the motor in his 645 BMW.
He thought the cloud of steam was a quite an amusing sight until I informed him he wouldn't get much change out of $10k for an engine rebuild.

My brother who is a mechanic once told me the temperature gauge is not a decoration.
It's a shame more people don't understand that. Including me when I toasted the engine on the Taurus wagon I was using for work. D'oh.
It's also a shame that expensive cars get wrecked in some pretty stupid ways. When I was in High School, my brother and I would frequent the local boneyards for parts for our cars, and at one of the places there was a late model (for the '70s at least) Jaguar out in the lot. It was in the boneyard apparently only because it had hit a pheasant, and the grill was somewhat broken. There might have been a crack in the windshield and some dents in the hood too, but I'm not sure. Other than that, it looked perfectly fine (at least to a couple of guys who were still in High School anyway).