Forgot to add...a 50/50 mix of ketchup and mayo ...yum
Forgot to add...a 50/50 mix of ketchup and mayo ...yum
Is that actor Paul Newman's special sauce?
We have a similar celebrity endorsed sauce product here in OZ.
We've got a football celebrity that's recently create a labelled sauce brand using their own name.
I don't know what the advertised sauce is like, but the blokes mug shot on the bottle label doesn't do a lot for my appetite.
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You know it's winter when you get nothing but snotty nose ads on the telly.
Much prefer summer when the ads show young ladies applying sunscreen lotion.
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
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Dear Boss,
I really can explain why my End of Financial Year stock take is so far out.
The first reason is that you refuse to put your hand in your pocket and buy a new warehouse stock control software package and still insist on using the one you brought in 1975. The rest of the world has moved on and uses barcode scanning and doesnt have to enter everything using hex coding.
The second is it appears that most of the techs we employ are left handed and have trouble filling in stock transfer information legibly. It doesnt help if the Storeman is a dyslexic OCD sufferer either. Most of the stuff is there, its just in the wrong bins.
No, all the missing stuff hasnt been stolen, if you check on ebay youll find that there just isnt a market for vertical transport guides and paper end sensors.
And since I spend most of my time trying to magic obscure parts out of thin air dont be surprised if some parts vanish back into thin air. It helps maintain the equilibrium of the universe.
Anyway you need a tax loss to offset the obscene profit you made last year.
At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.
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