Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Dislikes Dislikes:  0
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 13
  1. #1
    ALIEN OVERLORD 2,500+ Posts fixthecopier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    The Republic of Pineland
    Posts
    4,431
    Rep Power
    114

    This had to be HARD news to take...

    Senior's penis amputated after Viagra overdose | Weird | News | Toronto Sun


    I'm not sure how the doctor 'softened" the news...Oh wait, yes I am, he cut it off.


    Typing this with my legs firmly together.

    Democracy is still the worst form of government, except for all the rest of them.

  2. #2
    AutoMajical Resolutionist 2,500+ Posts
    This had to be HARD news to take...

    Tonerbomb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Bugaha
    Posts
    2,584
    Rep Power
    78

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    hmmmm wonder if there's any corralation with the story I heard over the weekend about a Brit that castrated himself at the chappel right before the nuptuals???????

    Mystic Crystal Revelations

  3. #3
    Service Manager 1,000+ Posts Debs1964's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Gravesend, Kent
    Posts
    1,502
    Rep Power
    53

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    I wonder if I can book my ex-husband in for the same op

    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

  4. #4
    Senior Tech 250+ Posts Phrag's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Posts
    409
    Rep Power
    16

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    There's a couple of spiders known to cause the same problem, and the way to fix it isn't pleasant. AND the procedure only gets worse the longer you leave it. It's called Priapism.


  5. #5
    Field Supervisor 500+ Posts gwaddle's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    norfolk, nebraska
    Posts
    779
    Rep Power
    30

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    I wonder if I can book my ex-husband in for the same op
    Note to self: Never divorce Debs.

    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

  6. #6
    Legendary Frost Spec Tech 2,500+ Posts
    This had to be HARD news to take...

    Akitu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Thompson, MB
    Posts
    2,607
    Rep Power
    85

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    Quote Originally Posted by fixthecopier View Post
    Senior's penis amputated after Viagra overdose | Weird | News | Toronto Sun


    I'm not sure how the doctor 'softened" the news...Oh wait, yes I am, he cut it off.


    Typing this with my legs firmly together.
    Reading the article with legs also tightly clamped together.

    It sadly sounds like it was preventable, a case of "I don't want to have to go to the hospital, this is embarrassing". Doctors reported it was fractured and gangrenous. We can assume what that statement implies, the man hurt himself in the nether regions and opted not to go to the doctors until it was life-or-death serious. A note to my fellow gents, if it involves the jewels, take it to the appropriate source ASAP.

    To think if he had gone to the doctors right away he may have been saved... Poor sap.

    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

  7. #7
    Service Manager 1,000+ Posts Debs1964's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Gravesend, Kent
    Posts
    1,502
    Rep Power
    53

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    Quote Originally Posted by gwaddle View Post
    Note to self: Never divorce Debs.
    Note: if you are married to Debs, learn to keep it in your trousers when not with her

    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

  8. #8
    Field Supervisor 500+ Posts gwaddle's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    norfolk, nebraska
    Posts
    779
    Rep Power
    30

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    Note: if you are married to Debs, learn to keep it in your trousers when not with her
    Noted.

    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

  9. #9
    Field Supervisor 1,000+ Posts igi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    ATLANTIS
    Posts
    1,457
    Rep Power
    36

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    Quote Originally Posted by Debs1964 View Post
    Note: if you are married to Debs, learn to keep it in your trousers when not with her
    there is so many reasons to remove trousers,a visit to the doctor swimming or sauna nudist beach, poor guy



  10. #10
    Service Manager 1,000+ Posts Debs1964's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Gravesend, Kent
    Posts
    1,502
    Rep Power
    53

    Re: This had to be HARD news to take...

    Quote Originally Posted by igi View Post
    there is so many reasons to remove trousers,a visit to the doctor swimming or sauna nudist beach, poor guy
    Those are acceptable reasons, removing ones trousers while in the presence of your tart, whilst still married to Debs is not an acceptable reason. Oh well, look on the bright side, it's her that has to put up with all his shit now, I think I got the better part of the deal p.s. I still think he deserves the op

    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Get the Android App
click or scan for the Copytechnet Mobile App

-=-=-=-=-=-


IDrive Remote Backup

Lunarpages Internet Solutions

Advertise on Copytechnet

Your Link Here