3 Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf...

[10871087]

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, \"I\'m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.\"

One of the others said. \"That\'s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.\"

The third surgeon said, \"You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse\'s ass and a cowboy hat.

Now he\'s President of the United States.\"

Post edited by: 10871087, at: 2006/03/28 23:29

[CMB]

funny...if you are a commie