A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'Hunting Flies' he responded.
'Oh. Killing any?' she asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked,
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.'
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