Tattoos

**fixthecopier** · 07-11-2014

There are between 45 and 55 locations to get tats in my town. I have stopped being surprised at the type of people who have them. Funniest tatoo related tale that I have comes from a maintenance man I worked with at the steel plant. When he was younger, in the army and drunk one night, he thought it a great idea to get snake eyes on the end of his "snake". Even with being numb from the whiskey, by the time the first eye was finished, his little fellow had pulled himself up inside of him so far that the second one was never done. He has since endured a lifetime of laughing from nurses who see his one eyed wonder worm.

**ZOOTECH** · 07-11-2014

Originally Posted by fixthecopier

There are between 45 and 55 locations to get tats in my town. I have stopped being surprised at the type of people who have them. Funniest tatoo related tale that I have comes from a maintenance man I worked with at the steel plant. When he was younger, in the army and drunk one night, he thought it a great idea to get snake eyes on the end of his "snake". Even with being numb from the whiskey, by the time the first eye was finished, his little fellow had pulled himself up inside of him so far that the second one was never done. He has since endured a lifetime of laughing from nurses who see his one eyed wonder worm.

So, it's always winking, or is it a 2 eyed 'Bishop'?

**slimslob** · 07-11-2014

Originally Posted by fixthecopier

There are between 45 and 55 locations to get tats in my town. I have stopped being surprised at the type of people who have them. Funniest tatoo related tale that I have comes from a maintenance man I worked with at the steel plant. When he was younger, in the army and drunk one night, he thought it a great idea to get snake eyes on the end of his "snake". Even with being numb from the whiskey, by the time the first eye was finished, his little fellow had pulled himself up inside of him so far that the second one was never done. He has since endured a lifetime of laughing from nurses who see his one eyed wonder worm.

His name wasn't Jack was it, as in one eyed jack.