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    The Stages Of Life

    The Male Stages Of Life

    AGE DRINK

    17 beer
    25 vodka
    35 scotch
    48 double scotch
    66 Maalox



    SEDUCTION LINE

    17 My parents are away for the weekend.
    25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
    35 My fianc'e is away for the weekend.
    48 My wife is away for the weekend.
    66 My second wife is dead.



    FAVORITE SPORT

    17 sex
    25 sex
    35 sex
    48 sex
    66 napping



    DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

    17 "tongue"
    25 "breakfast"
    35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
    48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
    66 "Got home alive."



    FAVORITE FANTASY

    17 getting to third
    25 airplane sex
    35 menage a trois
    48 taking the company public
    66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave



    HOUSE PET

    17 roaches
    25 stoned-out college roommate
    35 German Shepherd
    48 children from his first marriage
    66 Barbi



    WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    17 25
    25 35
    35 48
    48 66
    66 17



    The Female Stages Of Life

    AGE DRINK

    17 Wine Coolers
    25 White wine
    35 Red wine
    48 Dom Perignon
    66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser



    EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

    17 Need to wash my hair
    25 Need to wash and condition my hair
    35 Need to colour my hair
    48 Need to have Francois colour my hair
    66 Need to have Francois colour my wig



    FAVORITE SPORT

    17 shopping
    25 shopping
    35 shopping
    48 shopping
    66 shopping



    DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
    17 "Burger King"
    25 "Free meal"
    35 "A diamond"
    48 "A bigger diamond"
    66 "Home Alone"



    FAVORITE FANTASY
    17 tall, dark and handsome
    25 tall, dark and handsome with money
    35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
    48 a man with hair
    66 a man



    HOUSE PET
    17 Muffy the cat
    25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
    35 German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
    48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
    66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat



    WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    17 17
    25 25
    35 35
    48 48
    66 66



    IDEAL DATE
    17 He offers to pay
    25 He pays
    35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
    48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
    66 He can chew breakfast

    I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali...

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    I'm 43 and my list is as follows:

    Drink: Good Vodka (and lots of it)
    Line: Leave me alone
    Sport: Baseball
    Successful Date: Sex
    Fantasy: Sex while watching Baseball
    Pet: None
    Ideal age to get married: 487


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    Re: The Stages Of Life

    wow is it realy that predictable?




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