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    Trusted Tech 50+ Posts djbass is on a distinguished road
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    Not so much a whack customer description this one, but today I had the pleasure of removing about a litre of water from a copier because the customer had a leaky fire supression system.

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    ALIEN OVERLORD 500+ Posts fixthecopier will become famous soon enough fixthecopier's Avatar
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    This is one of those where all of the info would help at the begining.
    me; hello
    other tech; Hey jerry, I am over at contracting and this Di470 is saying "plug in key counter"
    me; That's not right, none of these machines have that feature.
    other tech; well that what it says, what should I do.
    me; Did you try to turn the key counter off?
    other tech; I don't know how.
    me; Go into tech rep mode.
    other tech; I can't
    me;why?
    other tech; When I do the letters are in Japanese.
    me; what?
    other tech; Or some other language.
    me; what the hell.
    other tech; Yeah the AC system backed up and has been dripping on the copier
    ME; ?!?!?!?!?!?! Why don't we pull it and put in a loaner in while we fix it at the shop.

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    HA Ha Ha Ha Ha!
    So, what is there to discuss?

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    X-Files

    It was making a high pitched beeping noise this morning. It's not doing it now because YOU are here!

    What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

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    Interesting sayings

    "It's boobered!"

    "It's whopperjawed."

    Obviously rural dialect.

    What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

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    "my machine is jamming"

    "where?"

    "all over"


    just annoying.

    bank mangaer to us

    " our machine is dirty why not give it a good douching"

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    "When I turn it on the little bowling pins light up and the wheelie deals just keep turning."




    ----Trying to add toner.----

    What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

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    Talking the machine doesn't turn on

    ....the machine wasn't plugged in!!

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    And why is it no matter the problem customer ALWAYS says " I think it the rollers"
    Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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    Talking ignit

    "You mean you have to take the wrapper off the paper?"
    Like the United States Postal Service It's a miracle it works!

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