What about biggest "ouch" ???
This happened to me just before I became a tech, I was working in setup.delivery and one of the jobs was taking all the old stripped out equipment that we had no use for and dump them at a metal scrap recycler. It was around noon, I had been fed up all day with a co-worker who was lazy as sh*t, so I was sticking to myself mainly, loading the truck up with old copiers, finishers, faxes, whatever. We order pizza and the guys just sit down to eat it, and I tell em ill be right there just one more finisher.
I grab a monster side mount - stand up konica minolta finisher and throw it up onto the pile. Starts to come back down, I put my hands up to stop it (the wheels are coming towards me) I push it back up and walk off the truck. Im thinking, jesus im hot... I look down, nope not sweat - its blood, pouring from my arm. I turn it to look at it, and I can see my bone! I was extremely calm - hey I didnt feel anything other then banging my elbow like when you whack your funny bone, why freak out now? I grab the cut with my nasty disgusting work glove and hold my arm above my head and tell the guys all calm who are now stuffing their faces with food "Hey I need to go get stitches" - our parts guy didnt believe me, needless to say he lost his lunch when I proved to him I needed to go.
Heres my ghetto stitches... You know its bad when the nurse in the emergency room takes a look at it, and runs away and doesnt come back into the room until you are stitched up.
