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    CopierJanitor/Geargluer skinnypuppy is on a distinguished road skinnypuppy's Avatar
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    And now for something completely different

    My scanner isn't function
    My feeder doesn't feed
    My exchange unit isn't junctioning
    to the sorter when I need

    My display's in disarray
    Just random numbers and some symbols
    My fuser bearings grind
    Cause they were mended with some thimbles

    I've been poked and prodded stabbed and pryed
    with letter openers and various things
    and kicked and wacked and sat upon
    and scratched with diamond rings

    My fuser oil's run out
    I got a broken pump
    Now the technician's got his hammer out
    I'll see you at the dump

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    Top, man! \o/

    Now I can have a nice weekend!
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    I can't decide if I should tell you that you've missed your calling, or not to quit your day job
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