| And now for something completely different
My scanner isn't function
My feeder doesn't feed
My exchange unit isn't junctioning
to the sorter when I need
My display's in disarray
Just random numbers and some symbols
My fuser bearings grind
Cause they were mended with some thimbles
I've been poked and prodded stabbed and pryed
with letter openers and various things
and kicked and wacked and sat upon
and scratched with diamond rings
My fuser oil's run out
I got a broken pump
Now the technician's got his hammer out
I'll see you at the dump | 
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