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    Quote Originally Posted by wagon View Post
    A. Guilty as charged.

    Q. Have you started your service vacuum to suck away the stink of a good fart to avoid detection?

    A. Guilty


    Q. Have you ever bent over to look into a machine and cut loose a good one in a room full of people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copier_Guy View Post
    A. Guilty


    Q. Have you ever bent over to look into a machine and cut loose a good one in a room full of people?
    Guilty

    Q. Have you ever dropped da bomb in a lift full of people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaZ View Post
    Q. Have you ever dropped da bomb in a lift full of people?
    A. Very Guilty. In fact, I used to REALLY enjoy dropping a big one just before getting out of a lift, to really surprise the next lot. It works particularly well in lifts with little or no ventilation.


    Q. Have you ever done a 'hit and run' job on a machine?
    If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagon View Post
    A. Very Guilty. In fact, I used to REALLY enjoy dropping a big one just before getting out of a lift, to really surprise the next lot. It works particularly well in lifts with little or no ventilation.


    Q. Have you ever done a 'hit and run' job on a machine?

    A. I confess, I'm Guilty! (Please stop slapping me with that rubber hose!)


    Q. Have you ever took 5 minutes to fix a machine but milked it to 1 hour because you didn't feel like dealing with the next customer in line? Let the next guy pick it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copier_Guy View Post
    Q. Have you ever took 5 minutes to fix a machine but milked it to 1 hour because you didn't feel like dealing with the next customer in line? Let the next guy pick it up!
    A. Guilty.

    Q. Have you ever strung a job out if close to home : working it so there is insufficient time to go to another job ? (So you can go home early!)
    If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagon View Post
    A. Guilty.

    Q. Have you ever strung a job out if close to home : working it so there is insufficient time to go to another job ? (So you can go home early!)


    A. Very Guilty (We're giving away too many of our secrets!)


    Q. Have you ever taken crap from a customer on behalf of your company, but defended your company when you wanted so bad to jump on the band wagon and agree with the customer? (So bad it almost hurt!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copier_Guy View Post

    Q. Have you ever taken crap from a customer on behalf of your company, but defended your company when you wanted so bad to jump on the band wagon and agree with the customer? (So bad it almost hurt!)
    A. Guilty.

    Q. Have you ever gone home for an extended 'quickie' with the missus at lunchtime? (And then made up your job times to hide it!)
    If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagon View Post
    A. Guilty.

    Q. Have you ever gone home for an extended 'quickie' with the missus at lunchtime? (And then made up your job times to hide it!)

    A. GUILTY!!!!!!!


    Q. Have you ever Dated one of you customers? (Did ya score?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Copier_Guy View Post
    A. GUILTY!!!!!!!


    Q. Have you ever Dated one of you customers? (Did ya score?)


    A. Guilty (I married one of my customers and I'm still scoring)

    Q. Have you ever had more then one beer during lunch?

    Missed it by that much.

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    [QUOTE=Agent86;17646
    Q. Have you ever had more then one beer during lunch?[/QUOTE]

    A. Not guilty sir!

    Q. Have you ever used the excuse 'the paper is damp' when you can't fix a jam?
    If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.

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