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GUILTY
Q. Have you ever broken a machine on purpose?
[Game] Guilty -or- Not Guilty
Ok time for a new game me thinks.
Basically your answer the last question posed as either 'Guilty' -or- 'Not Guilty'.
Then you make up your own question to ask.
Pretty simple, so I'll start the ball rolling...
Q. Have you ever lied to a customer to get yourself out of shit?
GUILTY
Q. Have you ever broken a machine on purpose?
Not Guilty
Q. Have you ever cursed loudly in pure frustration right in front of a customer?
A. Guilty.
Q. Have you ever chatted up girls in the office?
If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.
A. SOOOOOOO Guilty
Q. Have you ever spilled a lot Toner on a customer's very light colored rug?
A. Guilty
Q. Have you then tried to move the copier to cover the toner spill?
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
A. Guilty
Q. Have you ever created a toner cloud in an office that made the office occupants look at you like WTF while moving away from you and the machine?
A. Guilty.
Q. Have you ever farted whilst talking to a customer?
If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.
A. Guilty.
Q. Have you ever farted whilst talking to a customer?
A. Very Guilty
B. Have you ever waved a rag full of citrus based solvent around the room to cover the stench of a good fart so a customer would't smell it?
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Handle every stressful situation like a dog would,
Piss on it and walk away.
A. Guilty as charged.
Q. Have you started your service vacuum to suck away the stink of a good fart to avoid detection?
If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.
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