Can this be possible?

[mansart]

I keep this sign for accounts with a sense of humor......

[niceville318]

Does it also have this stuck to it lower down?
(Customers think they are so damn smart... like we have not seen that hundred times before).

Or like some of our Ricoh users name their MFP "Rico Suave". Soooo original

[fshead]

Or like some of our Ricoh users name their MFP "Rico Suave". Soooo original

yeah mon...jamming till the break of dawn..............

[fshead]

I keep this sign for accounts with a sense of humor......

i kinda would like to control whose voice is used..I was thinking of SGT HULKA from STRIPES

[Stormhammer]

Ah, another classic. Now just slap a picture of Bob Marley on it and it's a meme machine.

[mikadonovan]

i kinda would like to control whose voice is used..I was thinking of SGT HULKA from STRIPES

That is not possible as he died last month. I used to watch his tv show.
R. Lee Ermey - Wikipedia

[fshead]

That is not possible as he died last month. I used to watch his tv show.
R. Lee Ermey - Wikipedia

he would be my second choice.........
the guy in stripes was Warren Oates

[mikadonovan]

he would be my second choice.........
the guy in stripes was Warren Oates

Whoops, right kind of hat, wrong guy. BTW, looks like he's dead too.

[drew007]

They should make the copiers voice activated like Alexa. I could have some fun with this.
"Just fuckin work" would start the shutdown sequence.
Startup phrase like "welcome, human slave".
or set responses like "you plastic piece of shit" gets the response "human sack of shit" "why won't you work" response "cos you're a fuckin moron"

[NeoMatrix]

They should make the copiers voice activated like Alexa. I could have some fun with this.
"Just fuckin work" would start the shutdown sequence.
Startup phrase like "welcome, human slave".
or set responses like "you plastic piece of shit" gets the response "human sack of shit" "why won't you work" response "cos you're a fuckin moron"

Too late. Phone service providers and call centre autobots have a profanity marker voice pattern that hangs the phone up when you exercise any form of profanity.

Todays Sunday paper(06-05-18 in OZ) has an article that states 18000 call centre employee's will be reduced down to 4000 employees by a new electronics module(patent) that learns all peoples behaviour and voice patterns. The device is autonomous and reprograms itself for artificial intelligence... (big bro in a computer chip...)

Big brother bother is finally watching....