It's a fair bet that her wrath won't kill me, it'll be her unimaginably huge mass crushing my spine during a vigorous session. This usually involves me lying there, helpless and crying a little from both fear and pain, while a whale-size leper gyrates on top of me in a snow-storm of dandruff and eczema.
LOL
You never realize how cheap a professional is until after you let an amateur do it.
A+; Network +; PDI+
LMAO! You are on fire with this one, Llama!
It's when she turns me over and deploys her 14" strap-on that things get really treacherous. Much more of this I'll be entirely flat.
I merely voice my anguish. Oh Christ, she's coming...
Where did you pick up this woman ?
Hang on I think i've got it!!!!!!!!!!!!
It must have been down the BIG market
And whatever you were drinking that night I think I'll try a couple of pints of that.
Just off to the pub now will check back in with you guys later for more stories & witisisms from Geordie shore and anyone else who cares to join in.
P.S sorry to our non English friends for the references above that they will not get but it feels like payback for all the American based topics and humour that just pass me by on here
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