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    How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

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    Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

    Quote Originally Posted by Llama God View Post
    I'd like to say that I could keep it up all day, however I'd be lying.

    In fact, due to the sheer size and general peeling-skin nature of my monstrous girlfriend it's a struggle to get it up at all, let alone keep it up.

    Many's the time that I've lashed myself to an MP161 hot roller to a) feign solidity and b) touch the sides.
    Llama, either she will kill you or you will burn in hell for this!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jomama46 View Post
    Llama, either she will kill you or you will burn in hell for this!
    It's a fair bet that her wrath won't kill me, it'll be her unimaginably huge mass crushing my spine during a vigorous session. This usually involves me lying there, helpless and crying a little from both fear and pain, while a whale-size leper gyrates on top of me in a snow-storm of dandruff and eczema.


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    LOL


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    LMAO! You are on fire with this one, Llama!


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    Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

    It's when she turns me over and deploys her 14" strap-on that things get really treacherous. Much more of this I'll be entirely flat.


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    Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

    I merely voice my anguish. Oh Christ, she's coming...


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    Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

    Quote Originally Posted by Llama God View Post
    I merely voice my anguish. Oh Christ, she's coming...

    She's actually COMING

    Well there's a first time for everything


    What on earth did you tie to it to make that happen


    Be careful..........Be very careful, she may expect this more often and in the event of failure the reprecussions could be potentially life threatening


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    Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

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    What on earth did you tie to it to make that happen
    Are you familiar with the 1350 LFR?


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    Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

    Where did you pick up this woman ?


    Hang on I think i've got it!!!!!!!!!!!!



    It must have been down the BIG market

    And whatever you were drinking that night I think I'll try a couple of pints of that.

    Just off to the pub now will check back in with you guys later for more stories & witisisms from Geordie shore and anyone else who cares to join in.

    P.S sorry to our non English friends for the references above that they will not get but it feels like payback for all the American based topics and humour that just pass me by on here



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