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    Pro C5300s Backgrounding

    I got c5300 that will lightly background the entire image. This time it's cyan, but has been other colors in the past. Volume is fairly low and it's well within PM on everything. We see a fine...
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    Re: Smart ass responses you've gave to customers

    Fixing a machine at the local police station... scratch that - Fixing an idiot cop who thinks the machine should be able to run paper that reminds me very strongly of the corrugated cardboard box...
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    Re: What's the most whack customer description???

    In a queer's house?!! Are you nuts - he'd probably consider it an aphrodisiac.
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    Re: What's the most whack customer description???

    I spent a couple years as something equivalent to a field manager. I'd have gone back to the account with you and told that idiot if he wants his machine fixed you're the only tech he's gonna get and...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Not a bad idea even if you don't eat at Five Guys first
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Got one around us, too - they're real proud of their stuff, but a $12 burger and fries is just about 2 complete meals.
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Pro Tip: Don't google for NSFW either. (Not Safe For Work)
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Show some class... Amaretto. Chilled. Rocks. Real glass.
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Two jews walk into a bar... do they demand kosher salt on their margaritas?
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Agreed... that one was so corny you could shuck it.
  11. [WTF] Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

    +1
    Is there a like button for avatars?
  12. Re: What is the dumbist customer comment/question you've heard?

    +1
    ...and my new territory includes a large college campus. I'm doomed.
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    Re: The Much Maligned MP4000/5000

    Replace or cut the springs as per the mod.
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    Re: The Much Maligned MP4000/5000

    Not with OEM toner they don't, and being a RAC (factory) tech we don't have the option of using toner that works. Ricoh has never acknowledged there is a problem with any machine using B296...
  15. Thread: Ricoh Clone

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    Re: Ricoh Clone

    ...By "but not all" he basically means the meter reading - all the important stuff gets backed up with SP5824.
  16. Re: Ricoh MP301SPF toner depleted messsage twice with new toners

    This is becoming a major issue on these machines - False add toner because of broken PCU unit with as little as 15K on the unit. Seen 3 this week and the PCU's are now backordered.

    This unit also...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Hey, I didn't draw it, I'm just sharing.
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Ricoh's new Point-to-Point Wiring Diagram - to go along with their 3D parts catalog.
    24070
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    Re: Time to admit to all your boo boos

    How many MP4000's have you come across that didn't need a developer change? :confused:
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    I'm so glad the irony has been revealed for all the world to see, and quite relieved that it just wasn't funny. I was beginning to think I was being even denser than usual.
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Nope.
    Still not getting it.

    Maybe I'm stupid. Maybe it's just not funny.
    You're gonna have to point out the latter, but I'll gladly admit to the former.
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Perhaps you could explain it to the Ricoh techs as well.
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    A boy is looking at the selection of condoms and asks why they are packaged by such unusual numbers. The store owner points out a 3 pack and says, "These are for High School students. One for Friday...
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    Re: SP3400sf False Life End Print Cartridge Msg

    Customer finally admitted they were using 3rd party toner refills - none of the cartridges in the shipment worked and other machines started having the same problem. Dang things looked like OEM -...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    http://bencane.com/2013/08/19/grepping-a-file-without-using-cat-and-grep-other-tricks/

    ...now that's how you make it funny... at least to a geek... except a geek would be too into the article to...
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