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    [People] Re: Where are we headed as humans?

    Not worried. Just fascinated. Already have one foot in the grave. 20 years plus of photocopier tech-ing does take its toll!!
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    [People] Where are we headed as humans?

    I would like to start a new thread about where future tech may be leading us.

    My contribution:

    Scientist are already able to clone organs for transplant from cells from the original life form....
  3. Thread: Joke of the Day

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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    An early Australian settler was trekking through the outback, all on his lonesome, with his herd of sheep. From a distance, two indigenous Aborigines were watching him and his sheep, (curious). After...
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    Re: Just how Crazy is Donald Trump!

    I must admit I was taken in by the Trump bashing in the MSM. However, since he decided to get out of Syria and avoid embarking on destructive foreign entanglements, I am starting to have a bit of...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    It was a very stormy voyage on a cruise ship. A child was suddenly swept overboard. His poor mother was screaming:
    " My baby! My poor baby!! Somebody please save my poor baby!!"
    But nobody would...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Sign on a garment repair shop: "We sew what you rip"
  7. Thread: SC 442 CODE

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    Re: SC 442 CODE

    There should be a white marker timing mark on the rear edge of the ITB. if this is damaged it will throw up the code or cause colour alignment problems.
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    The local Butcher, who had recently married a beautiful young wife had also hired a young apprentice.

    One morning, the apprentice was in the cold room, with his trousers around his ankles,...
  9. Thread: MPC2003

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    [Error Code] Re: MPC2003

    Have you checked the ferrite core rotation sensor at front of machine? they have a tendency to get unclipped.
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    Re: Ricoh MP5001 ADF stops

    If the doc feed doesn't feed the original only when you are trying to copy from the bypass feed, it is probably likely that the paper sensor in the bypass feed is either stuck or faulty.
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    [CQ] Re: MPC 3003 Thin colour lines when using the DF

    If you are only getting lines on Doc-fed copies, it might simply be that fibres from the anti-static brush or mylar on the underside of the doc feed are hanging over the slit glass. From personal...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Sincerity is the secret to success. If you can fake THAT you got it made!
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    Re: swapping out used set of drums on mpc2551

    Just a suggestion, but cant you swap both NV-ram And drums?
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    To catch a virus, first you must THINK like a virus. ATCHOO!!
  15. Thread: MP 7502 Noise

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    Re: MP 7502 Noise

    Check the toner recycling gears on the front of the drum (one that drives the spiral) is meshing properly.
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    Re: mpc2050 jams at regi. sens. log -17

    PS. A good way to confirm whether this is indeed the cause is to place your hand on the front RH side of the tray and slightly push it upwards when the groaning sound starts.
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    Re: mpc2050 jams at regi. sens. log -17

    It's been awhile since I worked on these, but if I remember rightly, the user is required to lock down the lift-plate when loading paper in the tray. If this is done too forcefully, it can cause the...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    I know exactly what you mean. I always remember the night I was walking along the shore of Lake Malawi (where I grew up). There was a huge full moon rising 'out of the water', while at the same time...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Two guys at a bar:
    1st guy: ''I got castrated last week''
    2nd guy: ''Really? WHY?''
    1st guy: ''My wife doesn't want any more kids''
    2nd guy: ''Why didn't you just get a vasectomy?''
    1st guy:...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    A man goes to the Doctor and says: ''My wife thinks she's a chicken''
    Doctor says: ''No worries, we have a pill for that''
    Man says: ''No, you don't understand! We NEED the eggs, but couldn't you...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Would it be blasphemous to call a nun who's had a sex change a 'Transister'?
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    Re: Aficio MPC 3000 Still new toner can't detect

    The gears in the dev unit often get stripped on this model. I would check to see if everything is turning to allow toner mixing in the dev unit.
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    Re: The random thought thread

    She wore a see-through dress that nobody wanted to.
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    Re: The random thought thread

    You know how a buttered piece of toast always falls buttered side down...?'
    BUTTER BOTH SIDES!! It really confuses the buggers!!
  25. Thread: Service manuals

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    [Funny] Service manuals

    Too often, service manuals are used by some engineers the way that a drunkard uses a lamp-post, i.e, more for something to lean against than for illumination!
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