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    Re: The random thought thread

    Hmmm. This hotel bed is really clean. Time to change that. I can scream as loud as I want, and nobody will hear me.
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    Re: How is the stress level currently?

    My stress level comes and goes. Mostly it's from techs who call me up with mechanical problems expecting me to waive a magic wand thru the telephone. News flash morons, I'm not there, I can't see...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    She was a fax machine, she kept her toner clean, she was the best damn printer I ever seen.......
  4. [WTF] Re: What's the weirdest thing that you have ever found inside a copier,printer?

    Cockroach stuck between 2 gears.

    Human hair...........ouch.

    Flesh......wasn't in a copy machine though. Book binding machine.
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    Re: If you're not working for your self

    Screw it. After watching Napolean Dynamite, I've decided to reinvent myself. I'm gonna sell Tuperware door to door.
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    Re: I feel so cheap and used

    I work for myself. So not only is the machine my focus, so is my accounting.
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    Re: I feel so cheap and used

    No way in hell I would / could work at those rates. Bottom feeder warranty companies looking for bottom feeder copier companies / techs to do the work. I'm NOT saying any techs here are bottom...
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    Re: Dumbest thing u have seen a tech do!

    I didn't see it, but customer caught the tech jerking his meat in the supply closet.
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Fifty Shades is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he lived in a trailer park, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.
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    Re: toolbags

    Must be nice. If that's all I had, I wouldn't be able to get so much as the panels off on some of the stuff I work on.
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    Re: Company Car or Bust?

    I have a company car with gas card and fleet maintenance card (towing included). My current car is a Toyota Yaris. We bought it new. Going on 3.5 years old and just turned 141,000 miles!!!!!! I guess...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    I would rather make love to a cactus, then walk into this account. With the cactus, I at least know the outcome.
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    Poll: Re: Are you a technician?

    Might have been the twin I fired the day after Christmas. lol
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    Re: The random thought thread

    I might be fat and look dumb, but I can lift heavy things.
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    Re: toolbags

    I'm too lazy to walk out to my car and take a pic of my box. Here is a generic pic of my box from Stanley Supply Services....aka Jensen Tools. The bottom half of my kit is loaded down with all kinds...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Yep.
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    Re: The random thought thread

    I hate houseflies and stupid people
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    Re: MICR and check fraud

    Yes it's still needed, even if most criminals have moved on from check fraud. Let your guard down and you make it attractive again.
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    Re: MICR and check fraud

    Your reply was faster than mine. Lol. But spot on.
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    Re: MICR and check fraud

    99.99% of people who print checks at home on check stock, do not use MICR toner. Businesses can go either way. As long as the bank can get a optical OCR read on the MICR line, things will be good...
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    [Annoying] Re: Lazy ass techs....

    I'll typically help somebody once, maybe even twice. 3rd time, you can go pound sand. I earn my living off of my tools and I have a ton of tools.....unfortunately because of everything I service...
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    [Annoying] Re: Lazy ass techs....

    A few weeks back, I had to let a tech borrow my soldering iron because his died. Ok, no problem. I got a call this saturday morning at 2am from same tech wanting to borrow mine again and wanted me to...
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    Re: Well, I haven't had this as a call ...yet

    Many, many, years ago had a customer with a cassette answering machine that wouldn't play, rewind or anything. I figured I was gonna find a broken belt. Nope a cockroach got wedged between two...
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    Re: peaking skids argg

    A company I used to do work for used stick Tip'n and Tell patches on the boxes/crates and machines. We would know real fast upon delivery if the box had been in any position other than upright the...
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    Re: That feeling...

    Time and materials call 3 hours away. As soon as I walk into the room where the machine is located, I smell WD-40. Owner of machine removed some covers and flooded the inside with the shit hoping to...
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