Hmmm. This hotel bed is really clean. Time to change that. I can scream as loud as I want, and nobody will hear me.
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Hmmm. This hotel bed is really clean. Time to change that. I can scream as loud as I want, and nobody will hear me.
My stress level comes and goes. Mostly it's from techs who call me up with mechanical problems expecting me to waive a magic wand thru the telephone. News flash morons, I'm not there, I can't see...
She was a fax machine, she kept her toner clean, she was the best damn printer I ever seen.......
Cockroach stuck between 2 gears.
Human hair...........ouch.
Flesh......wasn't in a copy machine though. Book binding machine.
Screw it. After watching Napolean Dynamite, I've decided to reinvent myself. I'm gonna sell Tuperware door to door.
I work for myself. So not only is the machine my focus, so is my accounting.
No way in hell I would / could work at those rates. Bottom feeder warranty companies looking for bottom feeder copier companies / techs to do the work. I'm NOT saying any techs here are bottom...
I didn't see it, but customer caught the tech jerking his meat in the supply closet.
Fifty Shades is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he lived in a trailer park, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.
Must be nice. If that's all I had, I wouldn't be able to get so much as the panels off on some of the stuff I work on.
I have a company car with gas card and fleet maintenance card (towing included). My current car is a Toyota Yaris. We bought it new. Going on 3.5 years old and just turned 141,000 miles!!!!!! I guess...
I would rather make love to a cactus, then walk into this account. With the cactus, I at least know the outcome.
Might have been the twin I fired the day after Christmas. lol
I might be fat and look dumb, but I can lift heavy things.
I'm too lazy to walk out to my car and take a pic of my box. Here is a generic pic of my box from Stanley Supply Services....aka Jensen Tools. The bottom half of my kit is loaded down with all kinds...
Yep.
I hate houseflies and stupid people
Yes it's still needed, even if most criminals have moved on from check fraud. Let your guard down and you make it attractive again.
Your reply was faster than mine. Lol. But spot on.
99.99% of people who print checks at home on check stock, do not use MICR toner. Businesses can go either way. As long as the bank can get a optical OCR read on the MICR line, things will be good...
I'll typically help somebody once, maybe even twice. 3rd time, you can go pound sand. I earn my living off of my tools and I have a ton of tools.....unfortunately because of everything I service...
A few weeks back, I had to let a tech borrow my soldering iron because his died. Ok, no problem. I got a call this saturday morning at 2am from same tech wanting to borrow mine again and wanted me to...
Many, many, years ago had a customer with a cassette answering machine that wouldn't play, rewind or anything. I figured I was gonna find a broken belt. Nope a cockroach got wedged between two...
A company I used to do work for used stick Tip'n and Tell patches on the boxes/crates and machines. We would know real fast upon delivery if the box had been in any position other than upright the...
Time and materials call 3 hours away. As soon as I walk into the room where the machine is located, I smell WD-40. Owner of machine removed some covers and flooded the inside with the shit hoping to...