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  1. Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    I cracked on them about that one day. I was informed that they were trained to kill people and take over countries, not run office equipment. I replied that they were doing a hell of a job.
  2. Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    I admit that one is a classic tale, but in reference to your comment that nobody is that stupid, I have had liquids put in toner bottles that had powder in them...more than once. I have had to say...
  3. Re: wonders of the egyptain customers inventions😂

    Working 20 years for army Special Ops gives me a few examples. This one is legendary. I have told it a couple of times. I have a toner delivery. I go in and check the machine. They are always out...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    Cat scan : aww
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    Re: Xerox 6204 wide format???

    I thought that would be the case. I talked to this gentleman for about 20 min yesterday. I am hoping his boss will let him upgrade to an HP Designjet. I have never worked on one of those Xerox's, and...
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    Re: Ever thought of ... different work?

    When I made auto parts, there was no AC, the steel was 1750 degrees F, I was covered head to toe in graphite and company policies could get you fired for being late 3 times in a year. It was not...
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    Re: Ever thought of ... different work?

    I have had bad jobs before, and this is not one of them. Worked 20 years for the same guy. Treats us good. Feeds us breakfast every Friday, celebrates birthdays, no time clock, nice Christmas party...
  8. Re: Customer ignorance issue of today, place smart ass comments below

    About 2 years ago, I did a toner delivery to a doctors office. It was lunch. The office manager, who was a total c..., was not in. As I would do anywhere else, the machine was waiting for the toner....
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    Re: HP 4555 gut job.

    Thanks for the reply, I should have found that myself. Was looking in the parts section between calls. Had 9 today, all HP's. Doesn't appear difficult at all. I am guessing the person I spoke with...
  10. Cannon micro film machines...anyone...

    One of my customers has one with an issue. I tried finding him a service provider, but had no luck. If anyone works on these, it may be a simple question.
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    HP 4555 gut job.

    Cut to the chase. Jamming at fuser entrance with no image on paper. I go into the sensor checks and see that the reg sensor is not working. The paper size actuators on each side still work, but the...
  12. Re: Customer ignorance issue of today, place smart ass comments below

    I got called back to a place where I had done some basic service to printers. Now nothing would print. I ask if a help desk rep was around. She points to a young girl as the IT rep. I ask "can you...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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    Re: The random thought thread

    1 million colors

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    Re: The random thought thread

    https://i.redd.it/08ufxhs99of21.jpg
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    Poll: Re: Do you think this is right?

    This reminded me of Bama Tax Service. He had the last analog machine under a contract. I can't even remember the model. It was a Minolta clam shell type. When it was 13 years old, I tried selling him...
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    Poll: Re: Do you think this is right?

    We will keep a machine under contract as long as we can get parts. We will work on anything we can get parts for. We pick up customers when our competitors cut them off and say they can't get parts....
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    Re: The random thought thread

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    Re: Just how Crazy is Donald Trump!

    To control idiots, you give them something to be afraid of, then make yourself their protector.
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    Re: Ricoh mp2851 missing function

    Thanks for that basic info that makes a lot of sense. I have been 90% HP for the past year and forget some of the basics. What bothers me is neither Hytech, Ricoh or the Ricoh tech at my shop or the...
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    Ricoh mp2851 missing function

    I got a call on this machine 3 hours away. I get there and am told the "Other functions" button doesn't work. They used it to attache documents to scans. You press the button and it just beeps. The...
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    Re: C.I.P.'s (Customer Induced Problems)

    Having worked on Fort Bragg for 20 years, I have told most of these stories before, so I won't go into detail, but I will list some for some of the newer members...

    Poured liquids in toner bottle ...
  23. Re: Any Gear-Heads here? (and not the plastic kind)

    I was a real motorhead until I had kids. Then they sucked all the money away. The one I sold right before my first son was born, was a silver blue 67 Super Sport Chevelle with a 396 block, 454 heads...
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    Re: The random thought thread

    They say that a measure of success is to make your bank account balance look like a phone number. I have arrived. I checked this morning and my balance is $9.11
  25. Re: don't you hate when people improperly use your tools?

    We have one of those ladies working for us. Best tech ever, because not only does she know copiers inside and out but she is so organized, almost to the point of OCD. Takes notes, writes everything...
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