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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!







    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
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    A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?'





    Harry answered, ' I'm too...
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    DIVORCE HEARING IN ITALY..............

    A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

    The mother jumped to her feet...
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    Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God...
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    A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
    She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
    A Bass Pro Shop...
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    A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt.

    He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining...
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    A woman walks into the Denver welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
    'Wow,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"


    'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having
    heard...
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    While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis...
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    Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, idly chatting and watching
    the front door of the brothel across the road.

    They see the local Baptist pastor appear, knock on the door and...
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    For weekend golfers only!

    Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage,
    put my clubs & cart into the trunk, and...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.





    This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
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    Peeing On The Flowers

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
    garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a
    while a $20 bill fell...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    M ary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after
    His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
    H e says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my
    Dear?" ...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    B renda O'Malley is home making dinner, as
    Usual, when Patrick Flanagan arrives at her door.
    "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
    somethin to tell...
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    An elderly gentleman joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man...
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    A n Irishman who had a little too much to drink
    Is driving home from the city one night and, of
    course, his car is weaving violently all over the
    Road.


    A cop pulls him over .
    " S o,"...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    I nto a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
    Looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
    His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
    His face is cut and bruised and he's walking
    With a limp ...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    UP & DOWN SEX

    At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
    gentleman and an elderly lady
    struck up a conversation and discovered that
    they both loved to fish.
    Since both of them were widowed,...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    No sex since 1955

    A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
    local liberal arts college.

    There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

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