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    M ary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after
    His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
    H e says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my
    Dear?" ...
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    B renda O'Malley is home making dinner, as
    Usual, when Patrick Flanagan arrives at her door.
    "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
    somethin to tell...
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    An elderly gentleman joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man...
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    A n Irishman who had a little too much to drink
    Is driving home from the city one night and, of
    course, his car is weaving violently all over the
    Road.


    A cop pulls him over .
    " S o,"...
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    I nto a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
    Looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
    His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,
    His face is cut and bruised and he's walking
    With a limp ...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    UP & DOWN SEX

    At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
    gentleman and an elderly lady
    struck up a conversation and discovered that
    they both loved to fish.
    Since both of them were widowed,...
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    No sex since 1955

    A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
    local liberal arts college.

    There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in...
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    A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.



    The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital...
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    Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table.
    "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said....
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    A glass of wine

    To my friends who
    enjoy a glass of wine,
    and, those who don't
    and are always
    seen with a bottle of
    water in their hand:
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    "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer, "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."

    "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady....
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.



    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of...
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    A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

    The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and...
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    An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.

    A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit, came to his table and...
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    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
    The waitress asked kindly,...
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    A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
    'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' ...
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    Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a...
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    An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
    The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ' Last night we went out...
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    A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!

    The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    Dave is sitting at the bar with his friend Mike, confiding in him about his troubled love life.
    "I'm crazy about this girl at work" Dave starts, "but I can't even look at her without getting a...
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    [Funny] Re: Joke of the Day

    While in Israel, his stepmother died at the hotel.
    The people there told him:
    "Sir, if you want to bury her back in the United States, it's going to cost you $5,000 to bring back her corpse. But...
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