[Funny] Joke of the Day (part 2)

[ZOOTECH]

Starting with a repeat:
Who's the boss

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

The Brain said "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
The Blood said "No! I should be in charge, because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the Stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the Legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the Eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
Finally the Rectum said "I should be in charge, because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the Rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the Brain had a terrible headache, the Stomach was bloated, the Legs got wobbly,
the Eyes got watery, and the Blood was toxic. They all decided that the Rectum should be the boss
The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole is usually in charge.

[ZOOTECH]

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah , you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, . There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious,
but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, .
Sometimes the bull wins.

[Aneurysm]

TEST TEST TEST

[copyman]

Here is one worth repeating:

Why is a copier like a dumb blond secretary? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you!

[slimslob]

Here is one worth repeating:

Why is a copier like a dumb blond secretary? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you!

[slimslob]

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[slimslob]

So So true
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[slimslob]

Let the truth be known
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[slimslob]

Finally the truth
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[slimslob]

Think about it
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[slimslob]

At 77 I sure miss having an "All nighter" Hell I would settle for even half the night.


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[Larhal]

At 77 I sure miss having an "All nighter" Hell I would settle for even half the night.


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Jeess so true,Good one Slim

[slimslob]

I was getting in bed, she said, "You're drunk.
I said "How do you know that?"
She said, "You live next door."

[slimslob]

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[slimslob]

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