A firefighter was working on the engine outside
the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red
wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters
helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is
a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks,
the girl replied."
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.. "Little
partner," the firefighter said,
"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but....
then I wouldn't have a siren.."
the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red
wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters
helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is
a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks,
the girl replied."
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.. "Little
partner," the firefighter said,
"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but....
then I wouldn't have a siren.."