Kindergarten

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Stirton.M
    All things Konica Minolta

    1,000+ Posts
    • Oct 2009
    • 1804

    #16
    Originally posted by mrwho
    Just as wrong as eating cold pizza - I *know* people who like cold pizza, and that's just sacriledge!
    This is why God invented the microwave.
    "Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."
    ---Groucho Marx


    Please do not PM me for questions related to Konica Minolta hardware.
    I will not answer requests or questions there.
    Please ask in the KM forum for the benefit of others to see the question and give their input.

    Comment

    • Herrmann
      Senior Tech

      Site Contributor
      500+ Posts
      • Jan 2006
      • 792

      #17
      This is why God invented the microwave.
      baaaahhhh, thats ugly....microwave warmed up pizza remains.....yikes

      i thought, you are canadian, do you have english roots? maybe, you add some kind of peppermint sauce to it?
      If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

      Comment

      • Stirton.M
        All things Konica Minolta

        1,000+ Posts
        • Oct 2009
        • 1804

        #18
        Originally posted by herrmann
        baaaahhhh, thats ugly....microwave warmed up pizza remains.....yikes

        i thought, you are canadian, do you have english roots? maybe, you add some kind of peppermint sauce to it?
        I'm an instant gratification kind of fella...I haven't the patience to wait for the oven to heat up.

        I AM CANADIAN!

        With Dutch and French roots....and ick...I do not care for that sauce....give me a hot sauce anytime...something that goes with hot wings....which oddly enough I WILL put in the toaster oven to reheat.
        "Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."
        ---Groucho Marx


        Please do not PM me for questions related to Konica Minolta hardware.
        I will not answer requests or questions there.
        Please ask in the KM forum for the benefit of others to see the question and give their input.

        Comment

        • KenB
          Geek Extraordinaire

          2,500+ Posts
          • Dec 2007
          • 3944

          #19
          Anyone who has taken any of a number of network classes and studied the 7 Layer OSI model should know the following cheat to remember the names from bottom to top: Please Do Not Throw Stale Pizza Away. (Presentation, Data link, Network,Transport, Session, Presentation, and Application.)
          “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

          Comment

          • Herrmann
            Senior Tech

            Site Contributor
            500+ Posts
            • Jan 2006
            • 792

            #20
            ok, for a good german supper, you need:



            and a cool



            and some time to generate it, but its worth the time
            If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

            Comment

            • mrwho
              Major Asshole!

              Site Contributor
              2,500+ Posts
              • Apr 2009
              • 4299

              #21
              Mushrooms? Are those mushrooms? I love mushrooms!

              As for microwaved pizza, it's tolerable, way better than cold pizza.
              ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
              Mascan42

              'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

              Ibid

              I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

              Comment

              • Herrmann
                Senior Tech

                Site Contributor
                500+ Posts
                • Jan 2006
                • 792

                #22
                hmm.. seems, like i have to adjust your okulars.... these are fried potatoes with smoked meat
                If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

                Comment

                • mrwho
                  Major Asshole!

                  Site Contributor
                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 4299

                  #23
                  I'd never have guessed it by myself. Even after you elucidated me, it still looks like mushrooms to me.

                  Of course maybe the fact that it's over 2am over here on a Saturday might have something to do with it.

                  Good night!

                  Quick edit: Or should I have said "Sunday"?
                  ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                  Mascan42

                  'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                  Ibid

                  I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

                  Comment

                  • Herrmann
                    Senior Tech

                    Site Contributor
                    500+ Posts
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 792

                    #24
                    Quick edit: Or should I have said "Sunday"?
                    Yeah, its sunday 3:34 am here

                    Still drinking beer
                    If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!

                    Comment

                    • OMD-227

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Stirton.M
                      I hear your beer is pretty toxic, alcohol-wise, down under. That would cure any ailment I am sure. So start passin em out eh?
                      Certainly is.

                      I've had beers in North America & Europe, they are pretty good, but nothing beats a good Aussie beer. I know some guys who can finish off a slab of 24 no problems at all.
                      Our legendary cricketer David Boon once did 52 cans on a flight to London. Awesome!

                      Comment

                      • fixthecopier
                        ALIEN OVERLORD

                        2,500+ Posts
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 4713

                        #26
                        How to chill a beer in under 5 minutes.
                        1. Place cans or bottles in a pot or container.
                        2.Pack as much ice as you can.
                        3.Pour half a box of salt on top
                        4. put water in half way up side of pot
                        5. wait 3 min.

                        The salt melting the ice uses the same principle as an ice cream maker.
                        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

                        Comment

                        • Rudi
                          Technician

                          250+ Posts
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 251

                          #27
                          Originally posted by fixthecopier
                          How to chill a beer in under 5 minutes.
                          1. Place cans or bottles in a pot or container.
                          2.Pack as much ice as you can.
                          3.Pour half a box of salt on top
                          4. put water in half way up side of pot
                          5. wait 3 min.

                          The salt melting the ice uses the same principle as an ice cream maker.
                          Thanks alot for that tip , since december is around the corner and africa is well known for its heat that will sure come in handy.

                          Comment

                          • jonhiker
                            Senior Tech

                            500+ Posts
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 661

                            #28
                            Now, speaking of beer... there is good old portland oregon, sometimes called, "Beervana". We have 29 brewpubs in just the city, alone. It is also hops harvest time, so if you like IPA's or other hoppy beers, this is the time to be here.

                            Comment

                            • exit148
                              Technician

                              Site Contributor
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 44

                              #29
                              Another method:
                              Lay a warm beer down in a bed of ice. Kind of push it down until its 1/2 way buried in the ice. Then spin the can like a log/barrelfor 3 minutes. The centrifical force will get the cold liquid from the edges thruout the can fast. (an old Navy trick)
                              Originally posted by Rudi
                              Thanks alot for that tip , since december is around the corner and africa is well known for its heat that will sure come in handy.

                              Comment

                              • treed889
                                Technician
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 24

                                #30
                                You guy's may start a new a new trend instead of drunk dialing or texting everyone will start drunk posting on forums haha. Seems like a tad scary thought on here. As for KenB you have brought back the memories of many sleepless nights of senior year in college with Cisco classes thank you so much haha, gonna be a long night. Hope everyone enjoyed the holiday weekend or at least the weekend for anyplace not celebrating the working people.

                                Comment

                                Working...