Clinton
From a show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses
Bill Clinton. \"Yep, that\'s right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played
the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly
white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don\'t! And,
he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced
today that they will be stocking America\'s shelves this week with \"Clinton
Soup,\" in honor of one of the nations\' most distinguished men. It consists
primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new
car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in
Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
\"I don\'t know, I never had one.\" The Clinton revised judicial oath: \"I
solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe
it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.\"
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky
between Bushes.\"
ya gotta love it. . .
From a show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses
Bill Clinton. \"Yep, that\'s right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played
the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly
white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don\'t! And,
he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced
today that they will be stocking America\'s shelves this week with \"Clinton
Soup,\" in honor of one of the nations\' most distinguished men. It consists
primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new
car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in
Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
\"I don\'t know, I never had one.\" The Clinton revised judicial oath: \"I
solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe
it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.\"
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky
between Bushes.\"
ya gotta love it. . .
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