One of the cadet salesmen was getting excited about making his first sale.
One of the techs asked him if his mother really wanted to buy a printer.
One of the techs asked him if his mother really wanted to buy a printer.
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At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem. -
Here's two of the same,
All over the place like a mad woman's shit
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Shit everywhere like ya Grandma's undies.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas EdisonComment
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The cream will rise to the top, but remember some turds float also.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!Comment
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I really like that one..........reminds me of some sales people I have known . On a really good month, they could manage to sell ONE unit ( to a friend or relative ) and the boss just loved them .
11 X 17 That is worth contemplating ,
Remember : SOME MISTAKES ARE TOO MUCH FUN TO ONLY MAKE ONCE !"The Serenity Prayer" . . .
God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .Comment
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"I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest."
"If it has tits or tires, you will have problems with it."
Present company excluded of course...Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!Comment
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How can I love you if you won't lie down...
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How can I miss you if you won't go away...IBM, Mita, Konica Minolta, Ricoh, Kyocera, HyPAS, Canon, Oce, Samsung, HP, TEO IP PBX/Unified Communications, Comptia Network+ Comptia PDI+ CertificationsComment
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Busier than a one armed brick layer in BaghdadI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas EdisonComment
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It takes many nails to build a baby crib but only one screw to fill it.
If you walk through airport turnstile sideways you are going to Bangkok!Comment
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy StanleyComment
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Did you know “listen” and “silent” use the same letters?
Do you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”?
And that “eat” is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ate”?
And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”
How weird is that?IBM, Mita, Konica Minolta, Ricoh, Kyocera, HyPAS, Canon, Oce, Samsung, HP, TEO IP PBX/Unified Communications, Comptia Network+ Comptia PDI+ CertificationsComment
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Jumpier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
last week i shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in there. I'll never know - Groucho MarxComment
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