New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

[JustManuals]

The Shrinter, prints AND shreds in one operation


ThinkGeek :: Shrinter

[charm5496]

Re: New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

LOL. That is funny!!!

[ZOOTECH]

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The Shrinter, prints AND shreds in one operation


ThinkGeek :: Shrinter

From some of our customer's requests for service, they have this machine.

[igi]

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LOL. That is funny!!!

Charm what is realy funny our sales person believes its real he wants to get one,for confidentilal printing
cheers

[JustManuals]

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Charm what is realy funny our sales person believes its real he wants to get one,for confidentilal printing
cheers

I'm the sales rep. Have him email me

[Brian8506]

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New type of service call. "hello I need service on my shrinter. The prints come out perfect, no shredding"

[fixthecopier]

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It will never sell, people complain when my copiers do that.

[HenryT2]

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I'm OK ! It's just a bruise ! Didn't really mean to fall on the floor laughing so hard.
OK; NOW I GET IT.........R O T F L M B O ( dang abbreviations )

I've had customers in the past that would want one of these.....and expect me to
service the dang thing.

[Tricky]

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No duplex

[Akitu]

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No duplex

Duplex Shrinting can be added for an additional cost, it will rotate the paper 90 degrees and force paper through to shrint it into neat little square paper cutlets.

[prntrfxr]

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I sent it to all the sales guys up front for laughs and to see who'd want one. We got some pretty sharp guys. The only one who wanted one was accounts payable. LOL

[habik]

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Duplex Shrinting can be added for an additional cost, it will rotate the paper 90 degrees and force paper through to shrint it into neat little square paper cutlets.

Duplex is now as standard with Xshrinter (Crosscut Shrinter).

The very new option is Xscan-Expansion board.

Xscan-E :
Is scanning the damn dust particles using special algorithm developed by Scrapbook (almost like face recognition by Facebook) and together with Xchain stapler finisher, assembles the page when Reverse button is pressed. It is very popular in meeting rooms as it sticks to magnetic boards.

Our Sales guys love it, as they sell staples per tonne.

News bulletin:

Tree-free(C)(TM) Ink and Toner remover is in development, it will use special blending technique to remove toner from dust particles and converts it directly to PDF or XPS app, just before it is chain stapled. This will increase the authentication of secure documents. It will be available to I-phone 6 only.
In case you wish to use it you may need to use special hand technique of squeezing your i-Phone 6 and you will have these options : It will be sent to you as an Hail ball from I-cloud or for the more solvent clients it comes from I-cloud at Lightning speed called I-Bolt however you have to purchase special grounding Faraday cagle with internal Tesla coil reducer.


blimey ..what a garbage we can come up with if we let the fantasy going ...love this thread.

[mojorolla]

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We could add a laminator to the exit, chargeable option of course, and call it a De-Shrinter!

[JustManuals]

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I sent it to all the sales guys up front for laughs and to see who'd want one. We got some pretty sharp guys. The only one who wanted one was accounts payable. LOL

Accounts payable, natch!

[habik]

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We could add a laminator to the exit, chargeable option of course, and call it a De-Shrinter!

Hehe and the paper would be on roll. TAX man loves innovative loo rolls. These would be nice and KINKY :O