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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

    2,500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 4714

    #1

    Best news story ever! Made me laugh

    ,http://i.imgur.com/RZBoV.jpg, and this is why I do not use auto correct...http://imgur.com/cHtEd
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
  • blackcat4866
    Master Of The Obvious

    Site Contributor
    10,000+ Posts
    • Jul 2007
    • 22927

    #2
    Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

    Whoa! That was a hell of a fall!
    Remind me never to stab any Marines in the back. It's bad karma. =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    • mjarbar

      #3
      Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

      Brilliant!!! What did he expect after stabbing a marine, them to let him go. I'm surprised he lived.

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      • mojorolla
        The Wolf

        2,500+ Posts
        • Jan 2010
        • 2569

        #4
        Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

        Gotta watch those tall curbs outside of Best Buy. That is why they are painted bright yellow!

        I would love to see the video footage of this. That store has cameras everywhere, so you know it exists.
        Failing to plan is planning to fail!!!

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        • pjdbm
          Trusted Tech

          250+ Posts
          • Sep 2007
          • 360

          #5
          Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

          I love it, I can feel the pain from here

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          • Kidaver
            Ghoulscout

            500+ Posts
            • Apr 2011
            • 912

            #6
            Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

            As long as everyone's story is the same...that's how it happened....
            "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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            • Dark Helmet
              Senior Tech

              Site Contributor
              500+ Posts
              • May 2009
              • 830

              #7
              Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

              good stuff!! To bad the fall didn't break all his fingers as well.
              Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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              • igi
                Service Manager

                1,000+ Posts
                • Apr 2009
                • 1507

                #8
                Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

                hi all
                i think he is extremly lucky.
                he could have fallen on his own knive and killed himself,
                very lucky indeed

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                • PASTech
                  Trusted Tech

                  100+ Posts
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 192

                  #9
                  Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

                  Thanks for the post.

                  !definitively! -filled with laughs
                  What's Brown and Sticky?

                  -A Stick

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                  • Zackuth
                    Trusted Tech

                    250+ Posts
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 448

                    #10
                    Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

                    I sent the link to a buddy of mine who was a marine. His reply was LMAO!!!!! Good ole Marines!!!!
                    If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

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                    • Ollie1981
                      Toner Monkey

                      250+ Posts
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 418

                      #11
                      Re: Best news story ever! Made me laugh

                      The sad thing is, if that ever happened in the UK there would be an outcry of Guardian* reading do-gooders bleating about the civil rights of the poor misunderstood thief, who was only doing this because of how society had treated him ...... (fill in the rest with the kind of cut n paste crap only usually uttered in sociology/criminology departments of universities, who's sole purpose it seems to me, is to absolve anyone for any responsibility of any crime ever..... as long as they are from a "marginalised" section of society)

                      Hehe, there needs to be more of these kind of consequences in my opinion. I would vote for a return of capital punishment over here, but I would make it a bit more comical than hanging. One of my favourites from "Blackadder" was making someone walk slowly over a sharpened cattle grid# wearing a very heavy hat.

                      * The Guardian :- A British newspaper that's known for it's very left-leaning politics.

                      # Cattle Grid :- A rectangular grid of metal bars suspended over a hole. The bars are spaced as such that if cattle were to try and cross, their legs go through the gaps thus preventing them from leaving the area.

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