A certain big contract of ours, which is a certain well known chain of supermarkets, not so long ago tried to convince my manager that an almost brand new MP1350 had somehow managed to throw itself down a flight of stairs. It also somehow managed to separate itself from it's finisher and LCT in it's bid for freedom.
Maybe it was sick of being operated by a bunch of mouth breathing knuckle draggers and was setting off on a quest to find a nice little copyshop or repro department where it would be treated better, or maybe the aforementioned mouth breathing knuckle draggers had attempted to move the copier, underestimated just how heavy it was and dropped/rolled it accidentally down the stairs.
One of my good friends actually attended and they were actually expecting him to somehow mend this ruined pile of shattered glass, broken plastic and twisted metal by the end of the day. He laughed heartily and phoned our manager who turned up a short while later.
As far as I know they are still refusing to pay up,
Maybe it was sick of being operated by a bunch of mouth breathing knuckle draggers and was setting off on a quest to find a nice little copyshop or repro department where it would be treated better, or maybe the aforementioned mouth breathing knuckle draggers had attempted to move the copier, underestimated just how heavy it was and dropped/rolled it accidentally down the stairs.
One of my good friends actually attended and they were actually expecting him to somehow mend this ruined pile of shattered glass, broken plastic and twisted metal by the end of the day. He laughed heartily and phoned our manager who turned up a short while later.
As far as I know they are still refusing to pay up,
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