What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

[Rob Sandberg]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

Gee I didn't found them that heavy.

Rob S

[Brian8506]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

Next week he'll tell us it went back in time and turned into an NP120. Now thats heavy

Don't forget the pole with the big metal hook . It has to add a bit of weight as well .

[nmfaxman]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

Gee I didn't found them that heavy.

Rob S

He must be a lightweight with cheap desks, or they are warped by all his ink refills that spilled over.

[DAG COPIERS & COMPUTERS]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

In a non-technical (Layman's) language, it is the MATERIALS used in making the machine which makes it heavy or light. And this is decided in the factory by a group of people called 'DESIGN ENGINEERS',who have Imaginations on how the machine should work in real life.
-They then make a drawing of the machines on papers, after making a few mathematical calculations to determine its specifications, based on, the parameters such as the physical, thermal & electrical properties of the materials required for the machine to work to the required standard.
-The designer's Imaginations are based on the physical Laws of Nature, design manipulations using complex mathematical techniques. The DESIGN WORK is then forwarded for production and manufacture.

-In short, quality of the materials used---Thick & heavy or Thin & light, which ultimately determines the weight is determined at the design stage by the designers, based on Scientific CALCULATIONS to meet the REQUIRED PERFORMANCE SPECIFICATIONS of the machine in question.

-These facts should be obvious to any trained and qualified technician. All other explanations of non-technical nature are secondary.

[JustManuals]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

Here you go

[fixthecopier]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

You guys forgot about the operator manuals. That is why they never get used, too heavy to pick up.

[rthonpm]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

Anyone with even an elementary knowledge of physics will tell you that it's simply the fact that black toner is made of dark matter.

[DAG COPIERS & COMPUTERS]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

" never argue with a fool, people will never know the difference".

[mjarbar]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

Anyone with even an elementary knowledge of physics will tell you that it's simply the fact that black toner is made of dark matter.

It's why they haven't found the Higgs Boson yet - they are all hiding in aab1's printer!!!

[gwaddle]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

In a non-technical (Layman's) language, it is the MATERIALS used in making the machine which makes it heavy or light. And this is decided in the factory by a group of people called 'DESIGN ENGINEERS',who have Imaginations on how the machine should work in real life.
-They then make a drawing of the machines on papers, after making a few mathematical calculations to determine its specifications, based on, the parameters such as the physical, thermal & electrical properties of the materials required for the machine to work to the required standard.
-The designer's Imaginations are based on the physical Laws of Nature, design manipulations using complex mathematical techniques. The DESIGN WORK is then forwarded for production and manufacture.

-In short, quality of the materials used---Thick & heavy or Thin & light, which ultimately determines the weight is determined at the design stage by the designers, based on Scientific CALCULATIONS to meet the REQUIRED PERFORMANCE SPECIFICATIONS of the machine in question.

-These facts should be obvious to any trained and qualified technician. All other explanations of non-technical nature are secondary.

Personally I think they just make up shit and then say " That looks pretty, sell it. "

[Jules Winfield]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

In a non-technical (Layman's) language, it is the MATERIALS used in making the machine which makes it heavy or light. And this is decided in the factory by a group of people called 'DESIGN ENGINEERS',who have Imaginations on how the machine should work in real life.
-They then make a drawing of the machines on papers, after making a few mathematical calculations to determine its specifications, based on, the parameters such as the physical, thermal & electrical properties of the materials required for the machine to work to the required standard.
-The designer's Imaginations are based on the physical Laws of Nature, design manipulations using complex mathematical techniques. The DESIGN WORK is then forwarded for production and manufacture.

-In short, quality of the materials used---Thick & heavy or Thin & light, which ultimately determines the weight is determined at the design stage by the designers, based on Scientific CALCULATIONS to meet the REQUIRED PERFORMANCE SPECIFICATIONS of the machine in question.

-These facts should be obvious to any trained and qualified technician. All other explanations of non-technical nature are secondary.

Hey, don't be trying to take Blackcat's title from him. There's only one Master of the Obvious on this forum...

[JustManuals]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

You guys forgot about the operator manuals. That is why they never get used, too heavy to pick up.

Save a tree, buy a manual online. a pdf has no weight at all.

[Tata]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

That's not technically accurate. The flux capacitors themselves don't weight that much. It's the step-up transformers that supply the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to the flux capacitors that add the real weight.

I stand corrected.
Thanks

[HenryT2]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

Save a tree, buy a manual online. a pdf has no weight at all.

WHAT ????? There are so many ones and zeros in a PDF that they must weigh something.........
Not to mention all those electrons ...

[DWise]

Re: What's in laser copiers that make them so heavy?

This thread has been great to follow... I'm just waiting on aab1's next "brilliant" question/statement thread to start.