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  • gwaddle
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • May 2009
    • 782
    #1

    Waddle Wisdom

    If you're feeling small, if you're feeling blue...you're probably a Smurf.
    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
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    • fixthecopier
      ALIEN OVERLORD

      2,500+ Posts
      • Apr 2008
      • 4714
      #2
      Re: Waddle Wisdom

      Grandpa wisdom... Boy, if everybody liked the same thing, think how many people would want to screw your grandma.
      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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        • gwaddle
          Senior Tech

          500+ Posts
          • May 2009
          • 782
          #3
          Re: Waddle Wisdom

          More Waddle wisdom:

          Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
          I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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            • HenryT2
              Senior Tech

              500+ Posts
              • Apr 2010
              • 962
              #4
              Re: Waddle Wisdom

              Originally posted by gwaddle
              More Waddle wisdom:

              Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
              And don't use them as bases when playing stick-ball in the pasture.
              "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
              God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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                • Iowatech
                  Not a service manager

                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 3933
                  #5
                  Re: Waddle Wisdom

                  Originally posted by gwaddle
                  More Waddle wisdom:

                  Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
                  Or on a really cold day either, that stings like the dickens, and everybody laughs at you while you're limping around.

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                    • mjarbar
                      #6
                      Re: Waddle Wisdom

                      Originally posted by Iowatech
                      Or on a really cold day either, that stings like the dickens, and everybody laughs at you while you're limping around.
                      If at first you don't succeed - parachute jumping isn't for you!!!

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                        • Kidaver
                          Ghoulscout

                          500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 912
                          #7
                          Re: Waddle Wisdom

                          Life is like a dark suit.....you can wet yourself and nobody really notices...but you feel warm inside...
                          "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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                            • Akitu
                              Legendary Frost Spec Tech

                              Site Contributor
                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 2596
                              #8
                              Re: Waddle Wisdom

                              A warm toilet seat is like a vagina. It feels really nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you...
                              Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                                • gwaddle
                                  Senior Tech

                                  500+ Posts
                                  • May 2009
                                  • 782
                                  #9
                                  Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                  Waddle Wisdom:

                                  You don't stop having fun when you get old...
                                  You get old when you stop having fun.

                                  I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                    • Kidaver
                                      Ghoulscout

                                      500+ Posts
                                      • Apr 2011
                                      • 912
                                      #10
                                      Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                      If you don't care where you are going you are not lost.....you are exploring!
                                      "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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                                        • mjarbar
                                          #11
                                          Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                          Eccentricity is proportional to your bank balance

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                                            • gwaddle
                                              Senior Tech

                                              500+ Posts
                                              • May 2009
                                              • 782
                                              #12
                                              Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                              And still more Waddle wisdom: Will it never end?

                                              If you're not sure you can trust someone, you should never give them your heart. Perhaps your kidney. You have two of those.
                                              I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                                • michaelc
                                                  Field Tech

                                                  Site Contributor
                                                  500+ Posts
                                                  • Mar 2011
                                                  • 590
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                                  If you have 'one foot in the grave', hop.


                                                  If the sign says hot, assume it is and don't touch it.
                                                  It didn't say that I couldn't do it in the manual.

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                                                    • HenryT2
                                                      Senior Tech

                                                      500+ Posts
                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                      • 962
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                                      My wife saw this the other day and for some reason said it reminder her of me ...

                                                      " I didn't grow up ; I just learned how to act in public ! "
                                                      "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
                                                      God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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                                                        • Shadow1
                                                          Service Manager

                                                          Site Contributor
                                                          1,000+ Posts
                                                          • Sep 2008
                                                          • 1642
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Waddle Wisdom

                                                          You're not lost... until you run out of gas.

                                                          Sniff test: Has your Right Guard left?

                                                          You can't pick up a turd by the clean end.

                                                          Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
                                                          73 DE W5SSJ

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