Salesman needed a ride home Friday....

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  • fixthecopier
    ALIEN OVERLORD

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    • Apr 2008
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    #1

    Salesman needed a ride home Friday....

    I never got him there because every time I ask where he lived, he lied to me!
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
  • mrwho
    Major Asshole!

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    • Apr 2009
    • 4299

    #2
    Re: Salesman needed a ride home Friday....

    Is there anything you're trying to tell us?
    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
    Mascan42

    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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    • blackcat4866
      Master Of The Obvious

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      • Jul 2007
      • 22997

      #3
      Re: Salesman needed a ride home Friday....

      Perhaps something generally philosophical about the sales staff? Like their ability to tell the truth?

      This came up once, several years ago, after the company Christmas party. One of our sales staff go so incoherently drunk that he could not or would not tell any of us where he lived. He spent the weekend in the office sleeping it off. We got the general idea that he may have a problem with alcohol. =^..^=
      Last edited by blackcat4866; 02-10-2013, 03:44 PM.
      If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
      1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
      2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
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      4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
      5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

      blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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      • fixthecopier
        ALIEN OVERLORD

        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2008
        • 4714

        #4
        Re: Salesman needed a ride home Friday....

        Originally posted by mrwho
        Is there anything you're trying to tell us?

        The one I am talking about did need a ride Friday, but I did not take him, I just made the joke. It was kind of based on a few weeks earlier when I arrived at work to see 2 deputies there. They were waiting for him based on child support court. The boss is telling the deputies that he swore to him that it had all been taken care of. I started laughing and said "Damn, you know he's a salesman, he just told you what you want to hear".
        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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