The Dispatcher from the Black Lagoon

[Stirton.M]

D_L_P

Gotta like that sig. That conversation was hilarious.....heh

[vigour]

Two days ago a call shows up in French for a postal code 400 miles away in another city.
I texted the dispatcher saying "You need to send me a plane ticket to do this call"
half hour later she replied (I dont understand).
so i say where is postal code xxxxxx
she said south montreal.
I say, I do not think I service that area.

4 hours later she said "I just figured out your joke"

[prntrfxr]

D_L_P

Gotta like that sig. That conversation was hilarious.....heh

That was one of my favorites too. I just love that guy's posts. Don't understand why some don't like him, but that's just me.

[mo0651]

Have been working on a machine, when another tech walked in the door. Just said Hi!

[mojorolla]

Our dispatcher tried to send a tech to an account on the St. Patricks day parade route. Good luck finding a parking spot!

[KenB]

That was one of my favorites too. I just love that guy's posts. Don't understand why some don't like him, but that's just me.

After all, free entertainment is hard to find!

[mrwho]

Never had any problem with dispatchers in my life. They either knew about everything they needed to know or, if not, they would ask someone who knew about it. Oftentimes they would even ask about my opinion on it.

[smostyn]

Sent to a job at an address like 2466 Ipswich road. No street numbers on a major road with commercial properties. You finally figure out it's in the shopping centre with 40 businesses., and the name of the company is foxworth pty Ldt ( or something like that) whichj is the registered company name, not the Trading name, and no one knows who the hell that is.

Yep, I have had one of those too. I recall being sent to 3480 Gold Coast Hwy.... what suburb? She had no idea.

I have seen some dead set angry women in that role too. Some techs get driven all over the place because she didnt like them for what ever reason. Not good at all.

[Jules Winfield]

We had this dispatcher broad for a while that use to let customer calls ring and ring until they hung up while she talked on the phone to her Mom, her friends, her Realtor... Total waste of space...

[Lagonda]

I have seen some dead set angry women in that role too. Some techs get driven all over the place because she didnt like them for what ever reason.

Hmm, I think she worked here for a while, just look at her funny and you were sent from Cleveland to Ipswich via Caboolture!

And keep an eye on the snack machine, if the women start raiding it for chocolate mid morning it means the hormones are on the rise again and its time for any sensible man to keep his head down and keep out of sight.

[RRodgers]

Apologies to those who are of have been dispatchers.

This one is for dispatchers who. as you can tell rom the title, need their own horror movie.

Like the one who sent me 25 miles out of the way to a call because it was only just "right there" on his map!

Next!

I ended up marrying one of my dispatchers.

[mikadonovan]

I ended up marrying one of my dispatchers.

Me too.

[blackcat4866]

So it was no great stretch. She was already telling you what to do, and where to go. =^..^=

[Jules Winfield]

So it was no great stretch. She was already telling you what to do, and where to go. =^..^=

Kind of a warped view of marriage. Poor guys...

[mikadonovan]

I don't know. been together 22 years now. BUT, since she works for another company now, I get to call all of the shots. By the way, that's a huge lie.