Horrible Joke of the Day

[Akitu]

It would appear the original Horrible Joke of the Day thread was deleted... Shall we repopulate?

[bigwul]

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Depends on why it was deleted in the first place. Political correctness gone a bit too far - or some of the jokes gone WAY too far?

[Mr.Claire]

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[Akitu]

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The point of the thread was the absolute most horrid, vile, repulsive and offensive jokes that could be mustered.

[Mr.Claire]

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The point of the thread was the absolute most horrid, vile, repulsive and offensive jokes that could be mustered.

So what are you waiting for???

[Mr.Claire]

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I went to my first Muslim birthday party the other day. Musical chair's was a bit slow, but fuck me pass the parcel was fast!

[StrippedScrew]

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It would appear the original Horrible Joke of the Day thread was deleted... Shall we repopulate?

I think a variation on this was on the original thread
Joe walks into the bar with a big grin on his face, as the bartender serves up his beer he asks "What are you so happy about?". "After I got home last night I looked out my back door and saw this gal tied up on the tracks like one of them cartoons. So I untied her, brought her inside, and one thing lead to another, and then a couple more times!" The bartender high fives him "Was she good lookin'?" "Don't know, never did find the head"

[Akitu]

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I hate how the world is so politically correct these days. I used to be able to walk into the hardware store and say "Black paint". Now I have to say "Jamal, can you please paint my house?"