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    Ponder these

    When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

    The midget fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

    The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    Two peanuts walking in the park, one was a salted.
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