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  • Raymondd
    Service Manager

    100+ Posts
    • Jan 2008
    • 108
    #1

    Dumb Salesperson (My Wife) Help

    Alright Guys HELP!!!
    I cannot explain the difference between loading originals in the ADF landscape or portrait.
    For example she believes legal is loaded portrait. I have tried showing her on a printer driver and she is still confused. Please give me some other ideas.

    Thanx in advance.

    P.S. I don't think this will cause a divorce
    Tags: degrees, forgot, landscape, portrait, printer driver
    • pepper38_cnd
      Field Service Manager

      Site Contributor
      1,000+ Posts
      • Aug 2005
      • 1076
      #2
      Words to live by!

      What ever they do what ever they say they are right!!!

      Live long love long... and keep your money and belongings!!!!!!!

      Give her a big kiss tonight... and rember it never gets any better than this!!
      Online Store is closed. Chip resetting is a thing of the past! Thank you to all my past customers.
      Now into Ip TV KODI Boxes

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        • pepper38_cnd
          Field Service Manager

          Site Contributor
          1,000+ Posts
          • Aug 2005
          • 1076
          #3
          I forgot to mention:

          Buy her flower.. take her on vacation.. a Fancy dinner... and if your still not happy find another job... for you of course, she's not the one complaining...

          Oh and I forgot to mention tell her she is the greatest, and you could not live with out her.

          Any questions?
          Online Store is closed. Chip resetting is a thing of the past! Thank you to all my past customers.
          Now into Ip TV KODI Boxes

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            • pepper38_cnd
              Field Service Manager

              Site Contributor
              1,000+ Posts
              • Aug 2005
              • 1076
              #4
              Last thought.... never ever let her know you posted anything remotely referring to her a dumb!
              Online Store is closed. Chip resetting is a thing of the past! Thank you to all my past customers.
              Now into Ip TV KODI Boxes

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                • 10871087
                  Service Manager

                  1,000+ Posts
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1144
                  #5
                  Try this for your Mensa like spouse:

                  Portrait is tall, like a painting of a beautiful woman (The Mona Lisa)
                  Landscape is short and wide (her mothers ass)

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                    • nmfaxman
                      Service Manager

                      Site Contributor
                      1,000+ Posts
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 1705
                      #6
                      Take a piece of paper 8 1/2 x 11.
                      Draw a face on it holding it portrait.
                      Turn the paper over and turn it 90 degrees.
                      Draw a grassy hill.
                      Portrait is speed cassette.
                      Landscape is letter R cassette.
                      The auto-rotation makes it confusing.
                      Hope this helps to show the obvious to those who think outside the box.
                      It seems obvious to you and I.
                      Sometimes you have to make it simple.
                      Why do they call it common sense?

                      If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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                        • fixthecopier
                          ALIEN OVERLORD

                          2,500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 4714
                          #7
                          Did you try telling her that portrait is how you would hold the document to read it and landscape is when you would have to tip your head on it's side to read it?
                          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                            • Raymondd
                              Service Manager

                              100+ Posts
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 108
                              #8
                              Tanks for all the help Guys, I think she understands now.

                              Pepper38 we have been married for 20 years I LOVE HER VERY MUCH!!!!

                              Thanks again
                              Ray

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                                • ZeusGT
                                  Trusted Tech
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 271
                                  #9
                                  HA! That'll fly....
                                  Heck, I'm going to remember it that way from now on.. Funny!
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